Let Me Have It

[ArkAoss]

1 %?? heh heh with that i can buy a few second world country's and a few cheap politicians, which they'll be alot of once your in charge im sure. and um how about some free cosmetic surgury for nearly ugly people so they dont get mistaken

 

[snow patrol]

Damn, you're right...I'll have to do away with both of you

 

[Windogg]

<< Damn, you're right...I'll have to do away with both of you >>

Note to self: Make Jackie Chan and Jet Li my Secret Service agents.

Windogg

 

[fdiskboy]

Windogg,

I'd like to see your Contract with America...see I'm considering running for Congress....

 

[Windogg]

fdisk, uhhhh.... it's on my other computer. I assure you that I am raising the bar for Congress. I am proclaiming the &quot;Out With The Dinosaurs Act of 2000&quot;

You must pass a test to show that you are on the pulse of America. Some sample questions:

1) Who is Eminem?

• A) A Candy
  B) A rapper that will soon be joining Vanilla Ice and Snow down the the local carwash
  C) What did you say sonny?
  D) You spelled it wrong, it's &quot;M&amp;M&quot;

2) Underwear?

• a) Boxers
  b) Briefs
  c) Hmmm... Depends
  d) N/A [NOTE: Manditory &quot;Kennedy Family&quot; answer]
  
  

 

[ArkAoss]

how bout lucy lui

 

[ArkAoss]

alright your over qualified, when will you be sworn in? lets go fix all those votes in florida, maybe if you win unanimously there they'll hafta do a recount in other states and we can fix you in those too

 

[pac1085]

<< I suggest the following:
Corvette(F That!)
Mustang(And That!)
BMW X5(Possibly)
BMW Z(You're getting there )
MB ML55 AMG(Sure Why Not) >>


Think ya left out enough?

BMW 330xi
BMW M3
BMW M5
BMW M Roadster
BMW 740il
BMW Z8
Ferarri 550 Maranello

hmm what else...OH Yeah!

PORSCHE 911 TURBO(996)
Porsche Carerra GT(not out yet, but what the heck)
and a bunch of others im too lazy to think about )

and...


<< Each person with a driver's license shall get $10,000 toward the purchase of any vehicle built within US borders. >>


Time to get on the phone with Porsche and Ferarri...gotta have em put up some factories over here

 

[Adul]

He said built in the US

 

[Demon-Xanth]

What about my plan to institute the Gaming and Anime parties (which are pretty much the same thing) and have a &quot;battle for power&quot; which doesn't mean anything yet makes people think they have a choice and forgets the system we have now with the Republican and Democrat parties.

 

[BiggieN]

i already voted for you. are you busy on jan. 20th, 2001?

 

[Windogg]

Each state's govenor will be determined by elimination. A mixed test of skill will be used to determine who is &quot;most fit&quot; to handle the job. I propose the following:

Events:
Q3/UT to test physical reflexes and strategy
Counterstrike will futher the test
Age of Empire 2 to see who can build an economy and kill off those that get in the way
Must find the following pics on the internet in less than 30 seconds: Cindy Margolis, Jessica Alba, and Ricky Martin (Hey gotta be fair to both sexes) to test stress under pressure
Lift a 21&quot; monitor up 3 flights of stairs to test physical stamina
Must be able to mix a Long Island Iced Tea to show knowledge of science


Windogg

 

[Windogg]

Each citizen will also get $1000 toward the purchase of any non-Apple PC IF the following condition is met:

It shall be left on 24/7/365 running DNET client for Team AnandTech so we can take out those damn DPC and CrashDot.

We'll see RC5-64 fall in 1 week.

Windogg

 

[ArkAoss]

oh and your initiative to make adobe photoshop not bog down my pc, make it so it runs on a 386 with diarria. and while your at it could you end ugliness and foriegn languages world wide, and do i hafta leave you cookies and beer and a playboy agian this year santa, its my gf's last one. . .

 

[ArkAoss]

dam i couldnt make it then, i only play descent 3, and with cable, i forgot how to do pics, i can only find full length feature porm films, guess i'll just hafta be like charlie in charlies angel, I am already training a team of killing chicks for the highest bidder, mr president BTW

 

[Optimus]

Windogg - may I suggest a program where Technical Support lines are monitored for stupid users, and once a cetain computer stupidity level an/or annoyance of the Technician is reached, black helicopters show up outside the (L)user's house?

 

[ArkAoss]

and just one 21&quot; monitor? no full tower also? and stairs, what happened to scaling the walls

 

[prodigy]

I think we might have the best president ever!

 

[ArkAoss]

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LAME NEFF NESS THANK YOU

 

[pac1085]

<< and what about SUV's?? only for inteligent men right? and people large enough to see into the windows, from inside and out side right?? edited out a bit woah to discriptive. >>


BMW X5 is an SUV

 

[pac1085]

<< What the hell... just call what you want to be. WHO'S FIRST!?!?!? >>


ICSVorteX - I want control of the Treasury. Free money for all! I also would like to have control over all of the US's nuclear missiles so we can take out all those countries who try to beat TA in RC5!

 

[AfterBurn]

<< It shall be left on 24/7/365 running DNET client for Team AnandTech so we can take out those damn DPC and CrashDot >>



Hey! Can we leave my domain out of this??