By all means, lets get a good thread going of some great jokes, whether they are one liners or a short story. The more offensive, usually the funnier, but please don't post anything that would get this thread locked or start a huge flame war. I'll start it off which a joke I got in an E-mail a while ago....
There was a newly married husband and wife and they were moving into their new house. The husband struggled as he lugged a huge chest up the stairs.
"Honey, what the hell do you have in this thing?"
"Oh nevermind dear, I know we said we weren't going to keep any secrets from one another, but please just forget about it," replied the wife.
The husband finished lugging the chest up the stairs and deposited it in his wives closet.
30 years later after their kids leave for college, the husband and wife decide to leave. The time comes to move out the chest from the closet, but since the husband is older and the chest is heavier, he drops it and 3 golf balls and $40,000 fall out.
"Honey what the heck is all of this?" enquired the husband.
"Well everytime we had bad sex, I put a golf ball in the chest," said the wife.
The husband was feeling pretty proud of himself, only 3 golf balls after 30 years, that was quite an accomplishment.
"Well what's the $40,000 from?" asked the husband.
His wife replied, "Every time I got a dozen I sold them."
There was a newly married husband and wife and they were moving into their new house. The husband struggled as he lugged a huge chest up the stairs.
"Honey, what the hell do you have in this thing?"
"Oh nevermind dear, I know we said we weren't going to keep any secrets from one another, but please just forget about it," replied the wife.
The husband finished lugging the chest up the stairs and deposited it in his wives closet.
30 years later after their kids leave for college, the husband and wife decide to leave. The time comes to move out the chest from the closet, but since the husband is older and the chest is heavier, he drops it and 3 golf balls and $40,000 fall out.
"Honey what the heck is all of this?" enquired the husband.
"Well everytime we had bad sex, I put a golf ball in the chest," said the wife.
The husband was feeling pretty proud of himself, only 3 golf balls after 30 years, that was quite an accomplishment.
"Well what's the $40,000 from?" asked the husband.
His wife replied, "Every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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