Let Catbert tell you what you're worth.

[Quixfire]

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I'm worth 52-73K, if I wasn't so ugly.

What's your worth.

 

[thenerdguy]

JOB TITLE:
Client/Server: Network Administrator

REGION:
South

HAHAHAHHA

SALARY
$42,750 - $59,750

NOTE:
This salary assumes you'll meet a long list of unreasonable goals which we won't share with you. In the likely event that you don't meet your goals, you'll earn $4,275 - $

 

[Electric Amish]

JOB TITLE: Client/Server: Network Administrator
REGION: West
SALARY $42,750 - $59,750
NOTE: This is the salary that good-looking people make. If you're ugly, multiply the salary by .86 to see what you'll get.

 

[mpitts]

JOB TITLE: Client/Server: Network Administrator
REGION: South
SALARY $42,750 - $59,750
NOTE: This salary is your total compensation. It consists of $100 in cash and $42,650 - $59,650 in office supplies we expect you'll pilfer.

 

[JeffSpicoli]

JOB TITLE: Applications Development: Manager
REGION: Midwest
SALARY $69,750 - $89,250
NOTE: You could make this much if you really were a Applications Development: Manager, but we assume you lied on your resume and you're not qualified. We'd be happy to offer you the position of 'intern,' which carries a salary of $0.

 

[jagr10]

It's all random except for salary. I used the same info 3 times and got 3 different write-ups.

 

[MeanMeosh]

JOB TITLE: Chief Information Officer
REGION: South
SALARY $113,500 - $180,000
NOTE: This is the salary that good-looking people make. If you're ugly, multiply the salary by .86 to see what you'll get.

 

[shiner]

JOB TITLE: Manager (other)
REGION: South
SALARY $50,000 - $10,000,000
NOTE: Your actual salary will vary depending on how many buzzwords you have memorized.

 

[Cuular]

CATBERT HAS ESTIMATED YOUR WORTH

JOB TITLE: Human Resources Director
REGION: Northeast
SALARY Unlimited
NOTE: You can't have this job. Go away.


I guess Catbert doesn't want any competition for the evil Human Resources Director position...

 

[AstIsis]

JOB TITLE: Chief Information Officer
REGION: South
SALARY $113,500 - $180,000
NOTE: This isn't the salary we'll pay when you start, it's the salary we'll have to give you after you collect incriminating evidence on your boss.

 

[MichaelD]

Cool!!

JOB TITLE: Client/Server: Network Administrator
REGION: South
SALARY $42,750 - $59,750
NOTE: This salary assumes you'll meet a long list of unreasonable goals which we won't share with you. In the likely event that you don't meet your goals, you'll earn $4,275 - $5,975.

I could live comfortably on $59K/year.

LMAO, they take the last zero off for your final salary. Bahah!

 

[clamum]

JOB TITLE: Software Engineer
REGION: Midwest
SALARY $55,000 - $80,000
NOTE: You could make this much if you really were a Software Engineer, but we assume you lied on your resume and you're not qualified. We'd be happy to offer you the position of 'intern,' which carries a salary of $0.

You fvckers.