Leroy

[quackagator]

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. His mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Leroy, of course, thought he did. His mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell Him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't quite true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2: Dear God, This is your friend, Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't really true, either. So, he tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3: Dear God, I have been an "ok" boy this year. I still would really like a red bike for my birthday. Leroy Leroy knew he couldn't send this letter to God either. So, he wrote another. Letter 4: God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Leroy Leroy knew, even if what he wrote was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, he was very upset. He went downstairs and told his Mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. He went into the church and up to the altar and looked around to see if anyone was there. Not seeing anyone, he bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.










Letter 5: God, I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, You Know Who

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

I want to say it was Ed Sullivan. He had a couple of kids on his show and one started laughing. Ed asked what was so funny and the kid said "Leroy farted"

Edit: It was Cowboy John