Lemonade Stand Robbery

[GooeyGUI]

Now this 18 year old is facing felony robbery charges. The kids recognized him because he tried to sell them a knife earlier in the day - yet another contender for the Darwin awards.

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[funkymatt]

no one died... not a darwin candidate.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

That has to be one of the ugliest news teams I've ever seen.

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
no one died... not a darwin candidate.

"Darwin award" has become the new "pussificaiton of America" - thrown around so much it has lost the original magic of the phrase.

 

[James Bond]

LOL - Love the ending to the article:

"Meanwhile, the two kids running the lemonade stand said they plan on re-opening their lemonade stand Wednesday.

You'll find them near the intersection of Center and Deming Streets in Terre Haute."

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Tizyler
LOL - Love the ending to the article:

"Meanwhile, the two kids running the lemonade stand said they plan on re-opening their lemonade stand Wednesday.

You'll find them near the intersection of Center and Deming Streets in Terre Haute."

Those kids are actually doing extremely well on their lemonade stand. Good location. $17.50 in earnings stolen, $0.50/lemonade - that's 35 customers.

 

[GooeyGUI]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
no one died... not a darwin candidate.

I said contender not winner.

He wins when he leaves prison feet first .

😛

 

[imported_Baloo]

Contender for dumbest criminal, but not a Darwin award, there was't even an injury involved.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: GooeyGUI
Now this 18 year old is facing felony robbery charges. The kids recognized him because he tried to sell them a knife earlier in the day - yet another contender for the Darwin awards.

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your news team is probably some of the plainest looking people I have ever seen...they from radio just filling in temporarily or something?

 

[Wheezer]

it was a set up......very clever marketing ploy by these little bastards.....they set this kid up so they could get some free publicity on tv.....don't be fooled.....they are going for the sympathy sales.....these kids have a bright future in marketing.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Sounds like an episode of the little rascals.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
That has to be one of the ugliest news teams I've ever seen.

Your top news team, with Mark "bucktooth" Allen, Patrece "tiny eyes" Dayton, Kevin "sickly sam" Orpurt, and Jamison "burn ward" Koyle!

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: GooeyGUI
Now this 18 year old is facing felony robbery charges. The kids recognized him because he tried to sell them a knife earlier in the day - yet another contender for the Darwin awards.

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Off topic, but see the link and the news crew at the top? You would think they would photoshop a tooth in for the old guy on the far left.

 

[Journer]

wow, talk about scarring some children... nice