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Left-handed human race to make the world a better place

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Lifer
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/15765_lefthanded.html

Scientists say that the number of left-handed individuals grows rather fast in the world today

Specialists calculated that every tenth human being is left-handed. The total amount of lefthanders living in the world reaches over 600 million. According to experts' estimates, there will be a billion of left-handed people living on planet Earth by 2020. The world will be different against the background of such a trend, scientists say.

"The number of left-handed babies that were born in 2005 doubled the amount of left-handed children, which saw the light in 1990," doctor of biological sciences, Alexander Dubov said. "Mankind is changing slowly. However, it is not about degradation of the human civilization at all. Quite on the contrary, people become more perfect," the professor said.

Latest research works conducted in many countries of the globe showed that the IQ level of left-handed people is higher in comparison with the one of right-handed individuals. Every fifth outstanding person is left-handed as a rule. Furthermore, the people, who can boast of having extraordinary abilities, are left-handed too.

"There are a lot of extrasensorial individuals among them," doctor of medical sciences, Alexander Lee said. "We checked the supposition. There are hardly any right-handers among those, who have the gift of remote viewing, telepathy, or X-ray viewing," the doctor said.

Right and left-handers are virtually different types of people with their own special mindsets and perception of the world. "They get along with each other perfectly, but there is a hidden evolutionary struggle taking place between them, which reminds the struggle between primeval humans, Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal men. It seems to me that left-handers will eventually win the fight owing to their anomalous abilities," scientist of anomalous phenomena, Pyotr Chereda said.

Modern scientists have already concluded that the left-handed human race will change the world; the humanity will become more intellectual and extrasensorial.
 
Originally posted by: yellowfiero
"There are a lot of extrasensorial individuals among them," doctor of medical sciences, Alexander Lee said. "We checked the supposition. There are hardly any right-handers among those, who have the gift of remote viewing, telepathy, or X-ray viewing," the doctor said.

I was like "hey, this is cool and interesting" until I got to this point. Now I can't believe any of the numbers in the article.

Damn you Russia! Between this type of crap (see: asteroid lawsuit lady) and the mob rule, I move that the world community rename "The Russian Federation" to "Krazystan"
 
"There are a lot of extrasensorial individuals among them," doctor of medical sciences, Alexander Lee said. "We checked the supposition. There are hardly any right-handers among those, who have the gift of remote viewing, telepathy, or X-ray viewing," the doctor said.

lol!
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
"There are a lot of extrasensorial individuals among them," doctor of medical sciences, Alexander Lee said. "We checked the supposition. There are hardly any right-handers among those, who have the gift of remote viewing, telepathy, or X-ray viewing," the doctor said.

lol!

F34r t3h poW4R11!
 
My sister and I are both left-handed, but my mom and dad are both right-handed. 😕
 
"There are a lot of extrasensorial individuals among them," doctor of medical sciences, Alexander Lee said. "We checked the supposition. There are hardly any right-handers among those, who have the gift of remote viewing, telepathy, or X-ray viewing," the doctor said.

OMG!!! It's true!!! I'm right handed and I don't have the gift of remote viewing, telepathy or x-ray viewing!!! :shocked:
 
Unlike you rightfolk, us lefties are always in our right mind *




* Hemisphere dominance joke to help prepare you for our dominance of both hemispheres, muahahaha! See, we are sinister!
 
Originally posted by: jumpr
My sister and I are both left-handed, but my mom and dad are both right-handed. 😕

No, no, no! You're facing the wrong way. You guys have to face away from them! See. You all are right handed!
 
Haha, I always knew my ability to bend spoons with mere though was because of my being left handed.

 
Originally posted by: Promethply
Can't remember where I heard it from, but usually lefties are a more creative bunch.

They might be, but they usually live less (7 years less than right handed). However, the ambidextreous live even less than left-handers (statistically speaking, of course)
 
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