Leaving LAN Party, see friend outside getting in a fight

Apr 15, 2004
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So I pulled over. It was my buddy Adrian, he's 1337. Some dude called him a OMG H4X. Anyways, I was driving by, saw them pushing and shoving, I pulled over at the end of the block and turned the corner. I came around the corner, with the shoving about 40 feet in front of me. Adrian was facing me, and the guys he was fighting with had their backs to me and nobody between me and them. I guess they didn't see me coming, or their buddies didn't think much of the 5'2, 75 lbs asian dude to say anything like, look out or whatever. Adrian ended up punching one dude, then the other guy went after Adrian, as the other guy was getting up, I ran up behind him and kicked him the nuts from behind. Lol, he went right back down. As this happened, Adrian got the other guy in a headlock, and I totally unloaded all over the guys face like it was amateur porn night. poor fellow. right after that, the cops broke it up. lol, it was fun!
 
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Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
So I pulled over. It was my buddy Adrian, he's 1337. Some dude called him a OMG H4X. Anyways, I was driving by, saw them pushing and shoving, I pulled over at the end of the block and turned the corner. I came around the corner, with the shoving about 40 feet in front of me. Adrian was facing me, and the guys he was fighting with had their backs to me and nobody between me and them. I guess they didn't see them coming, or their buddies didn't think much of the 5'2, 75 lbs asian dude to say anything like, look out or whatever. Adrian ended up punching one dude, then the other guy went after Adrian, as the other guy was getting up, I ran up behind him and kicked him the nuts from behind. Lol, he went right back down. As this happened, Adrian got the other guy in a headlock, and I totally unloaded all over guys face like it was amateur porn night. poor fellow. right after that, the cops broke it up. lol, it was fun!


You don't kick people in the nuts. How old are you? Don't you know the rules of street fighting. No nuts, no neck. Maybe if you're getting jumped by 5 people sure.
 
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lol effort, I completely stoled his sh1t and changed like 3 words. I just saw all the nice comments he was getting and I wanted some of that sweet glory.
 

RedCOMET

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Originally posted by: Tbirdkid
there aint no such thing as a fair fight... i dont care what you say, im gonna win

Exactly, that's why people always bring a gun to a knife fight....

 

aplefka

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
So I pulled over. It was my buddy Adrian, he's 1337. Some dude called him a OMG H4X. Anyways, I was driving by, saw them pushing and shoving, I pulled over at the end of the block and turned the corner. I came around the corner, with the shoving about 40 feet in front of me. Adrian was facing me, and the guys he was fighting with had their backs to me and nobody between me and them. I guess they didn't see them coming, or their buddies didn't think much of the 5'2, 75 lbs asian dude to say anything like, look out or whatever. Adrian ended up punching one dude, then the other guy went after Adrian, as the other guy was getting up, I ran up behind him and kicked him the nuts from behind. Lol, he went right back down. As this happened, Adrian got the other guy in a headlock, and I totally unloaded all over guys face like it was amateur porn night. poor fellow. right after that, the cops broke it up. lol, it was fun!


You don't kick people in the nuts. How old are you? Don't you know the rules of street fighting. No nuts, no neck. Maybe if you're getting jumped by 5 people sure.

It's a parody. And regardless, if I was in a situation where I feared bodily harm done to myself, fvck yes I'd kick them in the nuts. Chances are if you got me to get heated enough to want to fight back you deserve it anyway.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
So I pulled over. It was my buddy Adrian, he's 1337. Some dude called him a OMG H4X. Anyways, I was driving by, saw them pushing and shoving, I pulled over at the end of the block and turned the corner. I came around the corner, with the shoving about 40 feet in front of me. Adrian was facing me, and the guys he was fighting with had their backs to me and nobody between me and them. I guess they didn't see them coming, or their buddies didn't think much of the 5'2, 75 lbs asian dude to say anything like, look out or whatever. Adrian ended up punching one dude, then the other guy went after Adrian, as the other guy was getting up, I ran up behind him and kicked him the nuts from behind. Lol, he went right back down. As this happened, Adrian got the other guy in a headlock, and I totally unloaded all over guys face like it was amateur porn night. poor fellow. right after that, the cops broke it up. lol, it was fun!


You don't kick people in the nuts. How old are you? Don't you know the rules of street fighting. No nuts, no neck. Maybe if you're getting jumped by 5 people sure.

What's really strange is the fact that you think fighting should be fair and drawn out.