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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

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Lifer
English - Chinese (Read them outloud)

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
 
I don't get it. Its just made-up words that sound like Chinese words but is actually phonetically more similar to the English phrase.

Make sure you order Kum Uf Sum Yung Gai when you're ever at a Chinese restaurant.
 
 
 
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: sao123
2nd Most Reposted Thread Ever (.9999999 = 1) is tops.

Some chinese phrases... guyver01 01/26/2001

Got this from my Chinese ex-wife: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! Dennilfloss 4/25/2001

Official Hump Day Joke Collection... Infos 9/5/2001

Chinese made easy... Kermalou 3/26/2004

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes ... Yanagi 09/17/2004

Couurt Jester Needs a Break... Element 12/20/2004

Some Chinese phrases... Effee 9/24/2005
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get a life?
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Dont repost jokes that have been circulating the internet since 1997?
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Don't click on and then respond to threads with jokes you read in 1997?
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
I don't get it. Its just made-up words that sound like Chinese words but is actually phonetically more similar to the English phrase.

Make sure you order Kum Uf Sum Yung Gai when you're ever at a Chinese restaurant.
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Way to have a sense of humor.
 
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: sao123
2nd Most Reposted Thread Ever (.9999999 = 1) is tops.

Some chinese phrases... guyver01 01/26/2001

Got this from my Chinese ex-wife: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! Dennilfloss 4/25/2001

Official Hump Day Joke Collection... Infos 9/5/2001

Chinese made easy... Kermalou 3/26/2004

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes ... Yanagi 09/17/2004

Couurt Jester Needs a Break... Element 12/20/2004

Some Chinese phrases... Effee 9/24/2005
Click to expand...

get a life?
Click to expand...

Dont repost jokes that have been circulating the internet since 1997?
Click to expand...

Don't click on and then respond to threads with jokes you read in 1997?
Click to expand...


Dont start a new thread without using both of the redundant AT search features?
 
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: sao123
2nd Most Reposted Thread Ever (.9999999 = 1) is tops.

Some chinese phrases... guyver01 01/26/2001

Got this from my Chinese ex-wife: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! Dennilfloss 4/25/2001

Official Hump Day Joke Collection... Infos 9/5/2001

Chinese made easy... Kermalou 3/26/2004

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes ... Yanagi 09/17/2004

Couurt Jester Needs a Break... Element 12/20/2004

Some Chinese phrases... Effee 9/24/2005
Click to expand...

get a life?
Click to expand...

Dont repost jokes that have been circulating the internet since 1997?
Click to expand...

Don't click on and then respond to threads with jokes you read in 1997?
Click to expand...


Dont start a new thread without using both of the redundant AT search features?
Click to expand...

Use the freaking search button. I expect more out of a freaking LIFER. Obviously someone just NEFS all day long without meaningful posts..
 
 
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