What I found funny though was last Saturday morning I woke up especially early due to some indigestion and acid build up. I'm talking like 4am CST. Since I had nothing better to do I played a few games of LoL while my stomach settled down.
First game I played as a jungle xin. Bot lane was vayne and soraka and failed hardcore. We lost the game pretty early with them dying 7 times each by the 20 minute mark and losing tower. They tried to blame it on me as the jungle for failing to gank their lane. Something I couldn't do because they were constantly dead all the time. Jungle can't gank a lane if the team mates for that lane are dead so common sense would tell anyone. Anyhow, they tried to pin the blame on me although I ended up 1/3/1 with xin zhao at the end with literally the best score on the team.
So I go use the restroom and come back a few minutes later to requeue up. Wouldn't you know it but the same two people are on my team AGAIN. Unfortunately at champ selection I didn't notice because I really didn't remember their names as it was 4:30 in the morning. Someone else wanted to jungle udyr so I go top as gangplank against a wukong. the two bad players who I am assuming are duoing go bottom with tristana and soraka this time.
During the game I had given first blood to skarner as he came over for a level 3 gank after wukong got some good harassment crit in. From that point I didn't let skarner get close as I had a ward there. I proceeded to kill wukong 1v1 five times. Never once did my jungle come top to help gank. Although skarner tried a few more times to help gank me, but I always had a ward there and was ready for him. So instead they proceed to feed off our bottom lane and jungle and even mid. Finally I get 4 come top to try and gank me without an MIA called. I of course die from 4 of them tower diving and lose my tower. Making me 5/2/4 at that point. I was getting assist through my ult. We move to the team fight part and no one else on my team is farmed or leveled enough to put up a fight. We get stomped. I end up 5/7/8 at the end of the match. I start blaming bottom for feeding and they try to blame me for giving first blood and losing the first tower.
so I queue up again and this time notice they aren't on my team at champ selection. I pick Alistar to go bot as support since I was last pick. When the game starts, the two I have had on my team for the previous two games are now on the other team. I send a tell to the other team, "I'm sorry Amumu, Ahri, and Renekton. We are going to wreck you guys because you are stuck with two crappy players on bot." They were playing sivir and soraka.
I proceeded to DEMOLISH them bot lane with my graves counter part. Not once did out jungle have a chance to gank our lane because we just owned them. In fact, their jungle tried ganking a few times but he couldn't help save the trash those two were. I ended up 6/1/22 by the end of the game I think. Their jungle amumu was all pissed too and said I was right that the bottom two were the worst players he had seen in awhile. I wouldn't have done the trash talking if those two on bottom hadn't done it first.
So next game I queue up for I end up taking xin zhao again as jungle. Lo' and behold the crappy duo is again on the opposite team! This time as Kog and Alistar. Again I proceeded to trash talk and rip them new assholes with which to rape them since I ruined their old assholes from the previous games ass raping.

yes I was that satisfied at destroying those two.
Again it's one thing to lose and realize that YOU are the one that is screwing it over for your team. Hell I make many a mistake and call myself out on my stupid shit when I do it. It's another to try to talk shit and place the blame on others for your horrible play. I ended up going 14/0/4 with Xin that game before the other team surrendered. I pretty much sat at bottom feeding off those two retards the entire time.
I played 2 more games after that but didn't run into them again. I checked their profiles later and noticed they hadn't played anymore games after that last one at least