I knew I shouldn't have played when I came in late last night. Late night low ranked elo games are REALLY bad to play in. After 11pm CST you get hardly anyone that speaks English well. I tried two games and was just pissed at both of them.
First game I did jungle with Xin. I had 4 ganks from the jungle and was 4/0/0. Too bad that was the only 4 kills my team ever got. So while I was 4/0, most of my team was 0/4 by then. It was just bad. We had a Karthus on our team that ulted only 3 times in the entire 55 minute game. There were several times our team got everyone on the other team down to the point that if he ulted he would have had a penta kill. We were all like ULT KARTHUS!!! and he said, why should I? It was ridiculous. Stupid free Karthus week.
I tried a second game and during champ select they were all speaking Spanish I think. Anyhow the picks were these:
Teemo, Katarina, Mordekaiser, Irelia, and I picked Sion because the other team got Xin before I could. During the champ select I was like, well this is over since you guys are picking crap heroes. They were all saying how Teemo, Kat, and Morde are the best champs in the game. That teemo can kill 1v1 any other champ, and katarina can always kill the entire other team. Yah, if they only play against noobs and scrubs. So we had no jungle. The other team had a Kennen, Annie, Warwick, Xin, and Malphite.
So I start bottom with Irelia and it goes down hill fast. Kat goes mid, and morde and Teemo are top. All three die before level 2. Yes, malphite used the tower and killed both teemo and morde. Irelia dies, and then I do as well. I come back to bot, and all three of the other lanes die again. Irelia dies. I'm tower hugging and waiting around. The other team brings 4 over to tower dive me and I die and irelia comes back to die to the four while chasing the one that was almost dead from the tower when they dived to kill me.
Again the other lanes die. It's like 0 kills for us and 20 ish for them within like 15 minutes. I was like screw this and just started running up middle. There was no way we were going to win that game. I even told the other team what I was doing and to come get the free kills so this game would get over with sooner since my team wasn't surrendering at 20 minutes. My team then was blaming me and saying we lost because it was all my fault. Yah right. So when I finally reached 0/11 my team finally surrenders. First time I ever purposefully fed and hopefully it will be the last. It was either that or sit in the base until it was over.
Anyhow, my lesson has been learned. Never play a late night low elo ranked solo game. EVER.