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lDo penis enlargement pills work?

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bubbasmith99

Senior member
All those spam emails have piqued my curiousity.

Does anybody know how reliable they are?

Looks like we need to implement a basic IQ test as a membership requirement now.

Mean Mod
 
I dunno, I've been looking for pills to shrink my penis... I hate having to tuck it into my sock when I run.
 
Asking a question like that on ATOT won't do you much good because only 3% of us use ours and those of us who do don't need any enlarging. 😀
 
I get at least ten enlargement spams a day. I swear to god, if I find the guy who 'makes' VP-RX, I am going to take a chainsaw to his and see how well his 'formula' works.
 
I put a bunch of pills in my penis and they enlarged it quite a bit. It's not so painful after you get the first one in but they eventually disolve though so you keep having to put in more pills...
 
Originally posted by: jjones
I put a bunch of pills in my penis and they enlarged it quite a bit. It's not so painful after you get the first one in but they eventually disolve though so you keep having to put in more pills...
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Use marbles... they won't dissolve, and you won't need to buy those "her pleasure" condoms.
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: jjones
I put a bunch of pills in my penis and they enlarged it quite a bit. It's not so painful after you get the first one in but they eventually disolve though so you keep having to put in more pills...
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Use marbles... they won't dissolve, and you won't need to buy those "her pleasure" condoms.
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:disgust:
 
Penn and Teller checked this out on their Bullsh!t show. Had three subjects. One tested pills, one used a pump, and the third poor guy used 'manual' techniques (had to pull his pud x number of times a day). I think for a month. None of the subjects showed any gain.
 
They have a pill that does this. its called Viagra.

If there really was a drug that could make your taddly wacker a little less taddly and a little more wacker, then there would be a bonafide drug company that was marketing it and it would require a prescription.


 
Originally posted by: Elemental007
I get at least ten enlargement spams a day. I swear to god, if I find the guy who 'makes' VP-RX, I am going to take a chainsaw to his and see how well his 'formula' works.
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I'll help out with that if you can find the guy! 😉
 
Originally posted by: klod
Penn and Teller checked this out on their Bullsh!t show. Had three subjects. One tested pills, one used a pump, and the third poor guy used 'manual' techniques (had to pull his pud x number of times a day). I think for a month. None of the subjects showed any gain.
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Well, the manual techniques do work. He must have been doing it wrong or not enough.

amish
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: klod
Penn and Teller checked this out on their Bullsh!t show. Had three subjects. One tested pills, one used a pump, and the third poor guy used 'manual' techniques (had to pull his pud x number of times a day). I think for a month. None of the subjects showed any gain.
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Well, the manual techniques do work. He must have been doing it wrong or not enough.

amish
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experience in the matter? 😕
 
Hmm... usually I just click to enlarge and all is good.

😉

[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.
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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: klod
Penn and Teller checked this out on their Bullsh!t show. Had three subjects. One tested pills, one used a pump, and the third poor guy used 'manual' techniques (had to pull his pud x number of times a day). I think for a month. None of the subjects showed any gain.
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Well, the manual techniques do work. He must have been doing it wrong or not enough.

amish
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experience in the matter? 😕
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Yes.
 
Looks like we need to implement a basic IQ test as a membership requirement now.

Mean Mod
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it was no stupider than a good portion of the questions and answers that pass through here.
 
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