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lawyer joke

Originally posted by: tomwolfman
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: tomwolfman
Originally posted by: MacBaine
What's the difference between your jokes and Brutusken's?

His are funny.
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speak for yourself
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...that doesn't even make sense....
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if your iq is below 50 unfortunately it won't make sense,sorry 'bout that if it applies to you
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Why don't you just accept the fact that your thread sucks and get over it?
 
Originally posted by: tomwolfman
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.
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.... so a lawyer falls off of you when you live? or you fall off when a lawyer dies? .... 😕
 
How does one judge how good a joke is? Well here are the 2 worst jokes ever:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

If the joke is better than these it's a keeper.
If the joke is worse than this it's an:
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Error 404: Teh funny not found.
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What do you call 10 lawyers with their feet in concrete at the bottom of the Pacific?

A good start.

I'm sure most have heard that or some variant of that however.
 
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