Laugh at teh Jigga!

[UNCjigga]

Okay, so apparently I put my boxers on backwards today (don't typically pay attention to how I put them on??

Of course, I don't realize this until I'm trying to use the urinal at lunch. This other guy's just pissin' away next to me when I unzip. Of course, I'm "fumbling around" down there and this guy can't help noticing!! So now I'm like, "sh*t, if I keep trying to find it he'll think I'm hung like a millipede, but if I go to one of the stalls, he'll think I have problems peeing in public or something." Meanwhile, I start doing the pee-pee dance.

So finally, I attempt to pull the front of my boxers all the way down and pull it 'up and over'. Of course, my clumsy ass pulls on the boxers a bit too hard and a nice 'RIP' reverberates off the tight bathroom walls. Dude looks up at me and I half expect him to wink and say, "that big, huh?" but he only smiles and walks out <phew!!> Only after I pee do I realize he's sitting with a few well-dressed and groomed men and is either gay or telling his gay friends about the 'catch' he met in the bathroom!!

Okay you can stop laughing now.

 

[isekii]

riiiiight...

 

[arcenite]

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:beer:

 

[conjur]

Ok...when do I start laughing?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur
Ok...when do I start laughing?

When he types out the punchline about how having the fly in the back that day actually turned out to be convenient in the.......er.....end. :Q

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur
Ok...when do I start laughing?

When he types out the punchline about how having the fly in the back that day actually turned out to be convenient in the.......er.....end. :Q

Being a hermaphrodite, you're familiar with his situation, eh?

 

[Actaeon]

Pretty funny

 

[Luden]

:beer:

 

[chibchakan]

 

[iamme]

LOL

putting boxers on backwards.......now that's a new one

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur
Ok...when do I start laughing?

When he types out the punchline about how having the fly in the back that day actually turned out to be convenient in the.......er.....end. :Q

Being a hermaphrodite, you're familiar with his situation, eh?

One wonders just how you're familiar with the fact that Fausto is a hermaphrodite....

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur
Ok...when do I start laughing?

When he types out the punchline about how having the fly in the back that day actually turned out to be convenient in the.......er.....end. :Q

Being a hermaphrodite, you're familiar with his situation, eh?

One wonders just how you're familiar with the fact that Fausto is a hermaphrodite....

One wonders why you find this fact so interesting....

 

[Ketteringo]

I would have just pulled up the leg of the boxers. But then again, I'm hung like a horse

 

[Ranger X]

Just admit you're hung like a millipede and move on.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur
Ok...when do I start laughing?

When he types out the punchline about how having the fly in the back that day actually turned out to be convenient in the.......er.....end. :Q

Being a hermaphrodite, you're familiar with his situation, eh?

One wonders just how you're familiar with the fact that Fausto is a hermaphrodite....

One wonders why you find this fact so interesting....

Because a date with me is one-stop shopping baby!!!