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[yllus]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
How do I know you're not part of the conspiracy?!

Because if I was one of THEM, I'd be hiding the REAL truth instead of trying to make people WAKE UP. Just look at the PROOF out there and you'll SEE.

But how do I know that you're not just part of a conspiracy to cover up the real truth by getting me invovled with another conspiracy?

Just look at the PROOF.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by: sinucus

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

No dummy, you got it wrong. The MOON is made of cheese! Google says so and I believe them! When has Google ever been wrong?

If the Moon is made of cheese, why can I walk to the store and buy cheese, but I can't walk to the Moon ?

another theory disporved !

 

[Rob9874]

Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn't gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the "globe"?

Um, no, the person at the South Pole is being pulled "down" toward the center of earth, the same way the person at the North Pole is. These people are whacked!

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Tom

Originally posted by: sinucus

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

No dummy, you got it wrong. The MOON is made of cheese! Google says so and I believe them! When has Google ever been wrong?

If the Moon is made of cheese, why can I walk to the store and buy cheese, but I can't walk to the Moon ?

another theory disporved !

Mmmmmm....forbidden moon cheese

 

[smopoim86]

this is great.

But if you read the disclaimer at the bottom of the first page, they must be legit

"The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut."

 

[smopoim86]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Citrix
nice hijack guys.

Does it count as a hijack if the pilot agrees to change course?

What does it matter if the earth is flat and you fly off into space?

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: smopoim86
this is great.

But if you read the disclaimer at the bottom of the first page, they must be legit

"The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group."

Viva la Revolution!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: So
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

This is a must bookmark, because if I say it often enough and loudly enough it'll start to sound believable.

Are these the same people who made that "Loose Change" vid?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Can we talk about cheesecake now?

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

I like the disclaimer:

The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Can we talk about cheesecake now?

Cheesecake is actually a custard pie. It's also very easy to make, and pretty inexpensive if you find a good source for cheap cream cheese. (like Costco)

 

[So]

Originally posted by: everman

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Can we talk about cheesecake now?

Cheesecake is actually a custard pie. It's also very easy to make, and pretty inexpensive if you find a good source for cheap cream cheese. (like Costco)

But can you find delicious gooey cream cheese deposits on the moon?

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by: everman

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Can we talk about cheesecake now?

Cheesecake is actually a custard pie. It's also very easy to make, and pretty inexpensive if you find a good source for cheap cream cheese. (like Costco)

I don't think it's a pie. At least most don't have any crust except on the bottom.

Pie has to have crust to hold in the inside stuff.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: So
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

This is a must bookmark, because if I say it often enough and loudly enough it'll start to sound believable.

It has to be flat, I drive most of the U.S. and never see this round planet Evolutionary Scientists speak of.