You have to listen to Buffalo Bills football on the radio (or be forced to as I sometimes am)
"Time out for an injury on the field. This injury time out is brought to you by Sheister, Sheister, and Ambulance chaser. If you're ever injured in an automobile accident, call Sheister, Sheister, and Ambulance chaser for help recovering the money that's due to you."
"Wow, did you see that hit! That's the Caruba Collision of the game. When you're car is in an accident, call Caruba Collision, the pros at fixing your car."
"this 3rd quarter is brought to you by..."
"The two-minute warning is brought to you by..."
But, if you really really wanted to listen to a horrible announcer, who was somehow loved by the fans, you had to listen to Van Miller. Very animated, but incredibly frequent bad calls:
"And his pass falls incomplete... he's at the 40! the 30! The 20! The 10! Touchdown!" All you can do is wonder, "who scored" while you wait to see if it was an interception or completion. But, you're completely off guard after "falls incomplete."
Or, whistle is blown right as the play starts. "I dunno, it may have been off-sides. We'll just have to wait and see what the call is."
Listen, Van, they don't whistle the play dead when the defense is off-sides. It was another fall start. "Well, the officials are calling it a false start. I dunno though."