Late breaking Ben/JLo news!!!

[Rob9874]

LOS ANGELES (AP) - It is reported that Ben Affleck had a bowel movement at 9:14 am PDT on Saturday morning. Sources say that this is much earlier than Ben usually has a bowel movement. One source said he has never known Ben to get out of bed before noon on a Saturday, much less go to the bathroom. Some think it may have to do with Friday night's choice of dinner. Ben and Jennifer were seen at Spago's, a famous hot spot for celebrities in Beverly Hills, eating enchiladas and burritos. However, it is interesting to note that Jennifer has not had a bowel movement yet today. Perhaps her hispanic heritage has allowed her to grow more accustomed to spicy foods.

 

[Eli]

LOL....

 

[GhettoFob]

 

[KGB1]

Ohhh That Ben Affleck

... well at least they're not carrying out dead hookers from his condo early in the morning anymore

 

[Squisher]

Sinker or floater?

:camera:'s?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Rob9874
LOS ANGELES (AP) - It is reported that Ben Affleck had a bowel movement at 9:14 am PDT on Saturday morning. Sources say that this is much earlier than Ben usually has a bowel movement. One source said he has never known Ben to get out of bed before noon on a Saturday, much less go to the bathroom. Some think it may have to do with Friday night's choice of dinner. Ben and Jennifer were seen at Spago's, a famous hot spot for celebrities in Beverly Hills, eating enchiladas and burritos. However, it is interesting to note that Jennifer has not had a bowel movement yet today. Perhaps her hispanic heritage has allowed her to grow more accustomed to spicy foods.

Bwuahahahaha!

 

[cliftonite]

Haha

 

[Richdog]

Do movie-stars have stinky-poos too, or do they all smell of fresh lavender?:beer:

 

[PoPPeR]

everything that's wrong in our world...

 

HAHAHAHA

 

[XZeroII]

Any klingons?

 

[Ionizer86]

Very good to know....thx! :disgust:

 

[PatboyX]

i usually only believe news about them if it comes from kevin smith...

 

[Geekbabe]

musta been that special sauce

 

[dnuggett]

Did they brake up afterwards?