last week something terrible happened

CasioTech

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Sitting on my PC at home with a friend, drinking my Silk Soymilk, I had to urinate. Getting up and urinating, leaving my browser open on the ATOT section with my friend sitting somewhere in my apartment listening to 4 strings, or ATB or one of those music genius?. Upon sitting back down, refreshing the ATOT page, I see a thread entitled ?racist joke thread? or something like that. Thinking what?s that about, I looked right of the subject line to see the user name?Oddly enough, it was MINE! Not understanding what the? I click on it and sure enough, it?s from me! It was some kind of garbage joke, and so I run to delete it, and before I could, I was quoted like 5 times. Looking around, my retarded friend started laughing. I was banned. One person here was smart enough to say that ?maybe his account was hijacked?, in a sense it was.




So, I apologize to all those whom were offended, on behalf of my stupid ex-friend. Upon my ban I chased him around with a golf club, flogging him repeatedly on his back, kicking him out, him yelling ?it was a joke!!!? Now he calls me every day leaving voice mail messages saying ?you know I?m no racist, if I were, would I have yelled out in the movies ?NO!!!!!!! When Samuel L. Jackson (Mace Windu, right?) was destroyed by the Sith?? He did, actually. He is a minority himself (Muslim) and should know better. Regardless, we all should know better. So, I told him I might consider forgiving him, if AT members forgive him.




-Forgive him, it was all in jest.
-Off with his head.




To all those that quoted me, acting concerned about my being banned, yet quoting me anyways?Shame on you! You guys suck. To those still skeptical, why would I post something, knowing it will be instantaneously dleted, and I will destroy my forum privilages.

 

isasir

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Since when did claiming "My account was hijacked" become the cool thing to do here? :p
 

mcvickj

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Hence why I lock my PC everytime I leave the keyboard.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!
 

GasX

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My favorite apologies are always the ones that aren't really apologies. You know, like when they include statements like, "Shame on you! You guys suck"