Last night I had a dream that my pants pockets had holes in them.

[Locutus of Board]

Now I'm feeling pretty cocky today.

Why is that?

 

[Chef0083]

Ummm,, exposure maybe? just a thought...

 

[Ulfwald]

Don't forget to shave your palms.

 

[yakko]

Good thing it wasn't your back pockets.

 

[DaBoneHead]

I think it is some kind of Freudian thing where you are secretly wishing you were a woman... (hole in pocket, if ya know what I mean).

Or you could just be a looney -->

 

[prodigy]

For the same reason that if I run behind a car I get exhausted, but if I run in front I get tired.