So I headed down to Dallas to visit some friends of mine for the weekend.
We went out to dinner at this place called Cheddar's and had a drink and some food. All is well at this point having fun and then about half way back to my friends my stomach starts acting up. so I tell myself while driving its ok I'll make it back to their apartment. Then it rumbles again and my gut says everything get the hell out.
So I quicly turn into a McyD's and hall ass to the bathroom. My buddy comes in to take a leak as well. I notice after I unleash the unholy wrath into McD's porcilien god, THERE IS NO F'ING TP!
I yell at my bud at the pisser if he could go ask an employee for some TP for me, and he does and then goes to the truck to wait for me since it was running.
Well, the employee comes in with the TP and goes "Sorry", but INSTEAD of rolling me the tp or hell even coming into the stall he leaves it 15 feet away at the sink
So now I have a choice to either A. Use my underwear as toliet cloth and chunk it, or B) walk out there but ass naked and grab it.
I go B) and waddle with my pants down to my ankles to the sink to grab the paper.
As soon as I get half way there the damn door opens and this poor 7 or 8 year old black boy walks in with a cone and just stands there Stunned.
I don't know what the F' to do so I just say "hi".
He starts crying and runs out of the bathroom .
I quickly wipe and HAUL out of there, I imagine I am now banned from that McD's.
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Cliffs:
1. Go eat and half way home gut says everything out.
2. Run to McD's bathroom and do my business and see no TP
3. Buddy tell employee no TP and bring me some
4. Employee goes "sorry" and instead of handing me TP, Leaves it 15 ft. away at the sink.
5. waddle naked out of stall to grab it.
6. Little boy walks in with ice cream cone when I'm half way there, then runs out crying.
7.
We went out to dinner at this place called Cheddar's and had a drink and some food. All is well at this point having fun and then about half way back to my friends my stomach starts acting up. so I tell myself while driving its ok I'll make it back to their apartment. Then it rumbles again and my gut says everything get the hell out.
So I quicly turn into a McyD's and hall ass to the bathroom. My buddy comes in to take a leak as well. I notice after I unleash the unholy wrath into McD's porcilien god, THERE IS NO F'ING TP!
I yell at my bud at the pisser if he could go ask an employee for some TP for me, and he does and then goes to the truck to wait for me since it was running.
Well, the employee comes in with the TP and goes "Sorry", but INSTEAD of rolling me the tp or hell even coming into the stall he leaves it 15 feet away at the sink
So now I have a choice to either A. Use my underwear as toliet cloth and chunk it, or B) walk out there but ass naked and grab it.
I go B) and waddle with my pants down to my ankles to the sink to grab the paper.
As soon as I get half way there the damn door opens and this poor 7 or 8 year old black boy walks in with a cone and just stands there Stunned.
I don't know what the F' to do so I just say "hi"
. He starts crying and runs out of the bathroom .
I quickly wipe and HAUL out of there, I imagine I am now banned from that McD's
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Cliffs:
1. Go eat and half way home gut says everything out.
2. Run to McD's bathroom and do my business and see no TP
3. Buddy tell employee no TP and bring me some
4. Employee goes "sorry" and instead of handing me TP, Leaves it 15 ft. away at the sink.
5. waddle naked out of stall to grab it.
6. Little boy walks in with ice cream cone when I'm half way there, then runs out crying.
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