what kind of secret agent has handcuffs hanging off his belt?
if you wanna look like a real secret agent...
dress all in a black suit, slick your hair back, get a dark pair of glasses, but on a face like Agent Smith from The Matrix and put a earbud headphone in your ear. Touch it about every 30 seconds.
Trenchcoat with only underwear on with a cardboard sign covering up the crotch that reads, "If you're reading this sign, you are more perverted than I am." Go around the office flashing everyone to see how many quickly read the sign.
get some black paint and draw a circle around one eye, take a crappy white t-shirt and paint a big black "P" on it and wha-la! You're a black eyed pea!
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