If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley my boss right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap lying no good rotten floor flushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbread overstuffed ignorant blood sucking dog kissing brainless d1ckless hopeless heartless fatass bugeyed stifflegged spottylip worm headed sack of monkey sh1t he is....hallelujah....holy sh1t. Where's the Tylenol?
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