Little Red Ridding Hood was walking when the wolf took her behind some bushes and said "Little Red at last I found you, I am going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off." "I don't think so..." Little Red replied as she leveled the shotgun at the wolf. She then lifted up her little red dress, and pulled down her little red panties and said, "you're going to eat me just like the book says!