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Last day at work...

If you are in a building with an elevator, wait until the door opens and check to see if it is full of people.

If so, look into the elevator and point with a horrified expression on your face, backing away.
 
I filled a half-liter water bottle full of Absolut Mandarin and drank it over the course of my shift (mixed with soda of course).
I was pretty schnookered by the time I finished work, and I was handling cash at the time too. 😛
The most ironic part was that my register was on target right to the penny, whereas I was off by +/- $5.00 for the 20 shifts prior.
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
I filled a half-liter water bottle full of Absolut Mandarin and drank it over the course of my shift (mixed with soda of course).
I was pretty schnookered by the time I finished work, and I was handling cash at the time too. 😛
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howd you drive home? :Q
 
i work at this magazine firm in NYC, just as an intern. i dont really like anyone here, any other ideas?
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
I filled a half-liter water bottle full of Absolut Mandarin and drank it over the course of my shift (mixed with soda of course).
I was pretty schnookered by the time I finished work, and I was handling cash at the time too. 😛
The most ironic part was that my register was on target right to the penny, whereas I was off by +/- $5.00 for the 20 shifts prior.
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That's because you stole $5 one day to pay for the Absolut Mandarin after work, and paid it back the next day. This time you had it before you got to work so no thievery involved...
 
Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Fondle the hottest co-worker and run.
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Better yet... There's gotta be a fem there that you flirt with, and she flirts back, right? Start makin out in the middle of the office!
 
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Fondle the hottest co-worker and run.
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Better yet... There's gotta be a fem there that you flirt with, and she flirts back, right? Start makin out in the middle of the office!
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Then do it on the boss's desk

 
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