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Originally posted by: So
Okay.
Why not rent a car and go where it IS legal? I mean, it's just outside the county line (~1hr drive) and the prostitues get screened all the time so its safer.
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Legal prostitution will probably remind me too much of my ex. I want to experience the thrill of illegality.
 
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Originally posted by: So
Okay.
Why not rent a car and go where it IS legal? I mean, it's just outside the county line (~1hr drive) and the prostitues get screened all the time so its safer.
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Legal prostitution will probably remind me too much of my ex. I want to experience the thrill of illegality.
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Wow. Just, wow.

Okay, I'm outta here.
 
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Originally posted by: zakee00
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
...

I guess I asked this on the wrong forum. Bunch of geeks....
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We're not the ones paying women for sex.
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Probably 'cuz none of you can afford it.
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*throws down gauntlet*

Listen, pencil-dick. If you want advice on how to best proposition a coke-whore for unprotected sex, why don't you go ask Mommy how she and Daddy met each other.

You just came on a tech forum asking for advice on how to arrange to have a toothless tramp suck you off, because you can't pick up anything with a pulse in real life; then, after realizing that the majority of people here can find a woman that hasn't rubbed more genitalia than the village bicycle, you refer to us as "geeks"? Here's a tip, you hopeless trolling n00b: if you really need it that badly, just stick your dick in a cesspool. All the festering disease you were going contract anyway and you wont have to drop a few hundred dollars for it. Better yet, chop the fvcking thing off and donate it to science, where it will be stitched on to a lab rat that will get more action with it than you ever will.

Die.
 
I would assume the concierge will be able to help you. The only time I've had hookers inside Clark County was at two different bachelor parties where the dancers we hired gave blow jobs to those interested. Other than that, I've always taken my business across county line where you don't have to worry about breaking the law.

Edit: BTW, I'm sure the escort services there can help and that's where the concierge comes in handy. He'll be able to recommend a "good" service.
 
So let me figure this out, GarlicBreath... you sign up in 2002, but only have 129 posts, out of which 7 in this thread... "hooking" up must be a big deal for you...
 
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
It's legal in one town outside Vegas. I think it's in the phone book.
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Read my post above, it's legal all over outside of LV and reno.
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Originally posted by: zakee00
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
...

I guess I asked this on the wrong forum. Bunch of geeks....
Click to expand...

We're not the ones paying women for sex.
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

Probably 'cuz none of you can afford it.
Click to expand...

*throws down gauntlet*

Listen, pencil-dick. If you want advice on how to best proposition a coke-whore for unprotected sex, why don't you go ask Mommy how she and Daddy met each other.

You just came on a tech forum asking for advice on how to arrange to have a toothless tramp suck you off, because you can't pick up anything with a pulse in real life; then, after realizing that the majority of people here can find a woman that hasn't rubbed more genitalia than the village bicycle, you refer to us as "geeks"? Here's a tip, you hopeless trolling n00b: if you really need it that badly, just stick your dick in a cesspool. All the festering disease you were going contract anyway and you wont have to drop a few hundred dollars for it. Better yet, chop the fvcking thing off and donate it to science, where it will be stitched on to a lab rat that will get more action with it than you ever will.

Die.
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Not bad. Good lead in, a little weak in the middle, but a very well executed parting barb. I'll give it a 7/10.
 
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
First you ask, "How much, bitch?" and then she will give an amount, ranging anywhere from a can of Coke up through illicit drugs and into high dollar amounts, depending on the quality of the whore after which you are inquiring. It is expected haggle, so you must then make a counter-offer. Start low. The final price will depend on the whore in question and your bargaining skills. After a price is agreed upon by both parties, you will be informed of your rights, and expected to place your hands behing your head and stand by the wall. The "prostitute" will then check for weapons and cuff you, and insist upon riding back to her "brothel" for "holding". Once there you will meet your date for the night. It won't be quite the deal you negotiated, but the sex itself will be free. You may be asked to pay to leave the next day however.
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ROTFLMAO!!!
 
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
So let me figure this out, GarlicBreath... you sign up in 2002, but only have 129 posts, out of which 7 in this thread... "hooking" up must be a big deal for you...
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So you're saying if I make more posts on Anandtech I'll have better luck with prostitutes? Should I ask her for the Anandtech discount, or what?
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: MedicBob
WOW TheLonelyPhoenix!!!
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Agreed, major ownage.
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Major asshole is more like it.

As far as I'm concerned, it's hardly more shameful to pay a prostitute than it is to be a pale, flabby 25-year-old virgin, a fate that is all too common on this board.
 
find an escort service. use her as arm candy, go play black jack until a guy with an eye patch joins. then attempt to get Alotta Fagina
 
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
So let me figure this out, GarlicBreath... you sign up in 2002, but only have 129 posts, out of which 7 in this thread... "hooking" up must be a big deal for you...
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So you're syaing If I make more posts on Anandtech I'll have better luck with prostitutes? Should I ask her for the Anandtech discount, or what?
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You'd be better off asking if she has a microscope and tweezers, and maybe a miner's light.
 
Originally posted by: joecool
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
First you ask, "How much, bitch?" and then she will give an amount, ranging anywhere from a can of Coke up through illicit drugs and into high dollar amounts, depending on the quality of the whore after which you are inquiring. It is expected haggle, so you must then make a counter-offer. Start low. The final price will depend on the whore in question and your bargaining skills. After a price is agreed upon by both parties, you will be informed of your rights, and expected to place your hands behing your head and stand by the wall. The "prostitute" will then check for weapons and cuff you, and insist upon riding back to her "brothel" for "holding". Once there you will meet your date for the night. It won't be quite the deal you negotiated, but the sex itself will be free. You may be asked to pay to leave the next day however.
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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OMG THIS IS GOLD!!

😀😀
 
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