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Las Vegas prostitutes

I've heard that most people at the conceirge desk in the hotels know how to handle things. Also they can not have legal prostitutes in Vegas, you have to go to some subarb. I watched something on Travel once about this!
 
First you ask, "How much, bitch?" and then she will give an amount, ranging anywhere from a can of Coke up through illicit drugs and into high dollar amounts, depending on the quality of the whore after which you are inquiring. It is expected haggle, so you must then make a counter-offer. Start low. The final price will depend on the whore in question and your bargaining skills. After a price is agreed upon by both parties, you will be informed of your rights, and expected to place your hands behing your head and stand by the wall. The "prostitute" will then check for weapons and cuff you, and insist upon riding back to her "brothel" for "holding". Once there you will meet your date for the night. It won't be quite the deal you negotiated, but the sex itself will be free. You may be asked to pay to leave the next day however.
 
Also, just a heads up, prostitution is illegal in clark county (the one where vegas is) so you're comitting just as much of a crime as you would be at home. Yes, there are prostitutes in LV, but to get LEGAL prostitutes, you have to go outside clark county to one of the places out in the desert, like the 'Cottontail Ranch' on the US95.
 
Okay.
Why not rent a car and go where it IS legal? I mean, it's just outside the county line (~1hr drive) and the prostitues get screened all the time so its safer.
 
As I said, prostitution is legal eveywhere in NV, except Clark (LV) and Washoe (Reno) counties.
 
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