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Lance Armstrong Disqualified From Le Tour de France

PawNtheSandman

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AP - Updated: 10:59 a.m. ET July 7, 2005

CHAMBORD, France - Defending six time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong was disqualified from the 2005 race following and investigation in which Armstrong was accused of using a illegal performance enhancing substance. Armstrong who in the past has been accused for using steroids by other racers and recently by his own mechanic, denied the allegations.

The disqualification was announced at a early afternoon press conference. When pressed about the specifics of the investigation, tour director Jean-Marie Leblanc broke the news that the illegal performance enhancing substance was not a steroid but merely soap. A substance the French highly look down upon.

Armstrong was still allowed to participate in today's 6th leg of the race pending an appeal.






Sorry guys, I heard this last year and laughed my ass off, so I figured I'd share it with you this year.
 
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Um, link? Used Google News didn't see anything
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody really wants to do it, and by the time you're done you know how it works, but it's dead.
 
Originally posted by: PawNtheSandman
AP - Updated: 10:59 a.m. ET July 7, 2005
Sorry guys, I heard this last year and laughed my ass off, so I figured I'd share it with you this year.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Or, not.
 
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Um, link? Used Google News didn't see anything

That's cause it's an annoying poster and not true.
Aaaahh
*tap tap*
Sarcasm meter is out of whack

sorry, but you never had a sarcasm meter to begin with. had you read the entire OP, you would have known that this is a joke (or a rather poor attempt at one)
 
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