LAN Party / Guy Hangout Night Got crashed by some chicks

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newParadigm

newParadigm

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My church was just finished a week long bible conference, and a friend of mine had a bunch of the guys over to his place, and we're all playing xbox 360 and PS2 an stuff, when all of a sudden some like 6 chicks burst into his basement with sillystring and shaving creme. My ears are still crunching from the amount of crap in them.

After a war of wrestling shaving creme cans, and such for like a half hour, me and a friend snuck off and did up the inside of the chick's car who came over. Right after we finished, my friend's next door neighbor (who we didn't know was a cop until he rolled down his window) told us to go home. Its a good thing he didn't catch us in the act. Another half hour of craziness ensued, and then all the girls went to leave.

At this point, two of my friends are really short, so they snuck in the trunk. Whoever was driving was really pissed when they got in their car :evil:. They started making a big ruckous like 5mins down the road, and more hilarity ensued. Everyone's back at their respective sleeping arangments at this point, and I'm about to sign off, from here, and the world of the awake.

This whole thing was just really really weird. Especially considering that these chicks were like 30mins away by car.
 
Nebor

Nebor

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The only way I can figure that this is fun, or exciting, or weird is that you're a churchie, and paint drying excites you.
 
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Eeezee

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Why'd you even bother posting that, you made yourself sound like a complete pussy. You didn't even sleep with any of them!
 
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notfred

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I guess I should have expected this sort of an outcome when the psot starts with "my church..."

This story lacks drinking and sex. Hell, they went home at the end, they didn't even fall alseep on the couch or anything.
 
Red Dawn

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: notfred
I guess I should have expected this sort of an outcome when the psot starts with "my church..."

This story lacks drinking and sex. Hell, they went home at the end, they didn't even fall alseep on the couch or anything.
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LOL, like most of you I'm a jaded SOB too. I'm thinking that the OP is between 13 and 15 and to him this was actually a fun time. Hell any of you who are parents with teenagers should be so lucky to have kids that would consider this a good time. You could have kids who are Emo whiners that spend their time huffing any type of substance that comes out of an aerosol cam or is obsessed with cutting themselves.
 
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The Godfather

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You consider your lame LAN party being "crashed"? If anything, it should have been much better after the chicks came. You need to learn to spit that pimp game.
 
WT

WT

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I'm with Red Dawn on this one. You guys are just too damn cool to give anyone a break who doesn't conform to your jaded internet views of women and fun on a social level without any sex involved. Jesus kids ... grow up every now and then, dump your clique mentailty and post something worthwhile !!

Flame away, I care not whether you agree with me, I just felt like letting some of you know that your schtick is as old as Grandpa's tricycle.
 
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fbrdphreak

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Apr 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: notfred
I guess I should have expected this sort of an outcome when the psot starts with "my church..."

This story lacks drinking and sex. Hell, they went home at the end, they didn't even fall alseep on the couch or anything.
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LOL, like most of you I'm a jaded SOB too. I'm thinking that the OP is between 13 and 15 and to him this was actually a fun time. Hell any of you who are parents with teenagers should be so lucky to have kids that would consider this a good time. You could have kids who are Emo whiners that spend their time huffing any type of substance that comes out of an aerosol cam or is obsessed with cutting themselves.
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:thumbsup:
 
Scouzer

Scouzer

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Jun 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: newParadigm
My church was just finished a week long bible conference, and a friend of mine had a bunch of the guys over to his place, and we're all playing xbox 360 and PS2 an stuff, when all of a sudden some like 6 chicks burst into his basement with sillystring and shaving creme. My ears are still crunching from the amount of crap in them.

After a war of wrestling shaving creme cans, and such for like a half hour, me and a friend snuck off and did up the inside of the chick's car who came over. Right after we finished, my friend's next door neighbor (who we didn't know was a cop until he rolled down his window) told us to go home. Its a good thing he didn't catch us in the act. Another half hour of craziness ensued, and then all the girls went to leave.

At this point, two of my friends are really short, so they snuck in the trunk. Whoever was driving was really pissed when they got in their car :evil:. They started making a big ruckous like 5mins down the road, and more hilarity ensued. Everyone's back at their respective sleeping arangments at this point, and I'm about to sign off, from here, and the world of the awake.

This whole thing was just really really weird. Especially considering that these chicks were like 30mins away by car.
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i actually said what the fvck out loud to that

who needs to confer for a week about the bible

then have a lan party to celebrate??? :confused:
 
Rumpltzer

Rumpltzer

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Jun 7, 2003
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Originally posted by: Scouzer
Originally posted by: newParadigm
My church was just finished a week long bible conference, and a friend of mine had a bunch of the guys over to his place, and we're all playing xbox 360 and PS2 an stuff, when all of a sudden some like 6 chicks burst into his basement with sillystring and shaving creme. My ears are still crunching from the amount of crap in them.

After a war of wrestling shaving creme cans, and such for like a half hour, me and a friend snuck off and did up the inside of the chick's car who came over. Right after we finished, my friend's next door neighbor (who we didn't know was a cop until he rolled down his window) told us to go home. Its a good thing he didn't catch us in the act. Another half hour of craziness ensued, and then all the girls went to leave.

At this point, two of my friends are really short, so they snuck in the trunk. Whoever was driving was really pissed when they got in their car :evil:. They started making a big ruckous like 5mins down the road, and more hilarity ensued. Everyone's back at their respective sleeping arangments at this point, and I'm about to sign off, from here, and the world of the awake.

This whole thing was just really really weird. Especially considering that these chicks were like 30mins away by car.
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i actually said what the fvck out loud to that

who needs to confer for a week about the bible

then have a lan party to celebrate??? :confused:
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Lifelong virgins?


:D
 
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Bartino

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Jun 27, 2005
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was anyone else ready to read a rant? but instead started laughing outloud? never have i read such an anti climactic story in my life.haha
 
destrekor

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: notfred
I guess I should have expected this sort of an outcome when the psot starts with "my church..."

This story lacks drinking and sex. Hell, they went home at the end, they didn't even fall alseep on the couch or anything.
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LOL, like most of you I'm a jaded SOB too. I'm thinking that the OP is between 13 and 15 and to him this was actually a fun time. Hell any of you who are parents with teenagers should be so lucky to have kids that would consider this a good time. You could have kids who are Emo whiners that spend their time huffing any type of substance that comes out of an aerosol cam or is obsessed with cutting themselves.
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hell up till recently we would toilet paper and shaving cream our friends houses and cars... although not yet have we tried that after drinking... it wouldn't work so well I imagine, cuz not one of us are quiet when we drink. lol
 
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