Lame nightmares are the worst

[Goosemaster]

I dreamt that I was in bed, turned on a lamp on for some reason and found out, through the reflection in the glass, that all my lower teeth, except the front two, were made of some sort of stem....which i pushed away with my tongue and when I tried to look at how bad I looked in the light bulb, I realized that I had remembered a politician who had had same "problem" who made out fine...

then I accidentally dropped the lamp ( I had been holding it), the light bulb's filament got messed up, the bulb turned black and exploded in m face. :laugh:

Then i got a call that it was 11am from a friend who was checking on me because I hadn't shown up for class...

Then I woke up just now...checked my teeth for about 2min making sure that they were indeed NOT made of cauliflower and that they were still there...

and realized how fvking LAME that nightmare was

You ask for violence and gore and you get this crap.....fvkign unionized brain cells:|

 

[mooglemania85]

I thought bad nightmares were just..... bad.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I dreamt that I was in bed, turned on a lamp on for some reason and found out, through the reflection in the glass, that all my lower teeth, except the front two, were made of some sort of stem....which i pushed away with my tongue and when I tried to look at how bad I looked in the light bulb, I realized that I had remembered a politician who had had same "problem" who made out fine...

then I accidentally dropped the lamp ( I had been holding it), the light bulb's filament got messed up, the bulb turned black and exploded in m face. :laugh:

Then i got a call that it was 11am from a friend who was checking on me because I hadn't shown up for class...

Then I woke up just now...checked my teeth for about 2min making sure that they were indeed NOT made of cauliflower and that they were still there...

and realized how fvking LAME that nightmare was

You ask for violence and gore and you get this crap.....fvkign unionized brain cells:|

atleast your brain cells work.....

 

[Tiamat]

i thought that nightmares were just... bad

edit:

yeah the teeth nightmares suck. Although, in my nightmares, my teeth vibrate and output a high frequency noise along with a brain-freeze type feeling. Then they crack, pop, and fall out with an appropriate amount of blood.

 

[dug777]

nightmare=bad.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

This one time when I was small, I watched a bunch of that UFO crap on SCI-FI and Discovery. And when I went to sleep I kept thinking there was an alien in my room because some lights flashed by my windows (probably a car). I stayed awake all night until sunrise at like 6:30 AM because I was too fucking frightened to move an inch.

A few times throughout my life I've had that thing (sleep paralysis?) where after I woke up I couldn't fucking move my body at all... and I thought I was abducted by aliens and they tied me down and I kept trying to move my fucking body... that was fucking scary.

 

[Goosemaster]

I guess I should have said "sh!tty or lame" nightmares...

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I guess I should have said "sh!tty or lame" nightmares...

Yes, yes you should.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
i thought that nightmares were just... bad

edit:

yeah the teeth nightmares suck. Although, in my nightmares, my teeth vibrate and output a high frequency noise along with a brain-freeze type feeling. Then they crack, pop, and fall out with an appropriate amount of blood.

AHAHHAHAHHA:laugh:

dude... that's badASS:laugh:

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I guess I should have said "sh!tty or lame" nightmares...

Yes, yes you should.

indeed...

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
This one time when I was small, I watched a bunch of that UFO crap on SCI-FI and Discovery. And when I went to sleep I kept thinking there was an alien in my room because some lights flashed by my windows (probably a car). I stayed awake all night until sunrise at like 6:30 AM because I was too fucking frightened to move an inch.

A few times throughout my life I've had that thing (sleep paralysis?) where after I woke up I couldn't fucking move my body at all... and I thought I was abducted by aliens and they tied me down and I kept trying to move my fucking body... that was fucking scary.

Are you sure you weren't? It might explain this.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
This one time when I was small, I watched a bunch of that UFO crap on SCI-FI and Discovery. And when I went to sleep I kept thinking there was an alien in my room because some lights flashed by my windows (probably a car). I stayed awake all night until sunrise at like 6:30 AM because I was too fucking frightened to move an inch.

A few times throughout my life I've had that thing (sleep paralysis?) where after I woke up I couldn't fucking move my body at all... and I thought I was abducted by aliens and they tied me down and I kept trying to move my fucking body... that was fucking scary.

Are you sure you weren't? It might explain this.

LOL

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
This one time when I was small, I watched a bunch of that UFO crap on SCI-FI and Discovery. And when I went to sleep I kept thinking there was an alien in my room because some lights flashed by my windows (probably a car). I stayed awake all night until sunrise at like 6:30 AM because I was too fucking frightened to move an inch.

A few times throughout my life I've had that thing (sleep paralysis?) where after I woke up I couldn't fucking move my body at all... and I thought I was abducted by aliens and they tied me down and I kept trying to move my fucking body... that was fucking scary.

Are you sure you weren't? It might explain this.

*golf clap*

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
A few times throughout my life I've had that thing (sleep paralysis?) where after I woke up I couldn't fucking move my body at all...

That's happened to me a few times. It feels like there is an anvil on your chest, it becomes tough to breathe and you just can't move. I fucking hate it when that happens. Easily one of the most frightening things I have experienced. Time slows down and it feels like an eternity.