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No Lifer
These two young brothers, ages 6 and 8 decide one day when they wake up that they're going to act like adults and swear today. They go downstairs and their mother is in the kitchen. The both seat themselves and their mother asks them what they want for breakfast. The oldest says "I'll have some damn cheerios!" The mother promptly marches over, spanks his butt, and sends him back to his room. The mother turns to the younger and says "What do you want for breakfast?" The yonger one responds with "well you bet your ass it isn't cheerios!"