Lame April Fools jokes from your family and frineds

[Jynx980]

This post is a couple of days late but Im doing it anyways. What are some of the crappy April fools jokes that your friends or family pull on you every year? My father has been using "Looks like you have a flat tire" for about the past 10 years. I am sure there are much lamer ones out there. Post 'em here.

 

[pg22]

I came out of my mothers vagina on April first. No joke.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: pg22
I came out of my mothers vagina on April first. No joke.

ROFLMAO... I was THIS close to spewing water all over my keyboard and 1800FP. Damn you. 😛

 

[Mill]

I was out of town, so I called my parents and told them I got arrested. Worked pretty nicely.

 

[Lithium381]

heh my mom had this dude at work that always bragged about his car, which was fairly nice, so she put for-sale signs on it at a lower-than reasonable price for it, heh, the guy got calls all day on it 😀

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: Lithium381
heh my mom had this dude at work that always bragged about his car, which was fairly nice, so she put for-sale signs on it at a lower-than reasonable price for it, heh, the guy got calls all day on it 😀

LMAO

 

[Gaard]

A few years ago, me and my g/f were over at my sister's house on AF day. We decided to play a joke on my dad. With the speaker phone on (everybody listening) my sister called my dad and told him that my g/f was pregnant. My dad says "Is he sure it's his?". My g/f went thru the roof. 🙂

 

[raptor13]

Originally posted by: pg22
I came out of my mothers vagina on April first. No joke.

So did I! And, just like you, it's no joke!

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: raptor13

Originally posted by: pg22
I came out of my mothers vagina on April first. No joke.

So did I! And, just like you, it's no joke!

lol

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

This chick I know offered to come over and stay the night at my house. Said she would orally pleasure my penis. I said, allright, I'll stop drinking now before I'm totally tore up, and I'll get my drink out of the refrigerator tomorrow after you leave...

Then she said, april fools.

I was like, allright that's stupid and you suck.

 

[SpiderX]

One of the guys I work with was searching for a nude code for Dead or Alive Volleyball. So I ripped out the page of the April edition of EGM and gave it to him. Him and a friend spent 8 hours trying to get it to work before they realized it was impossible. lol

 

[boyRacer]

My friend back in highschool told his parents he got a girl pregnant... needless to say they didn't think it was humorous at all.