lag switch questions

[Bman123]

So I came up with a idea today but its not working. We play alot of private matches with just friends and wanted to mess around. So I used the light switch method with the green wire because the orange one didn't work.

When in game I hit the switch but everyone stops, it should be just me stopping, if anyone has any tips or tricks let me know. This is once again private matches only with friends who know what's going on I just wanted to try to make a cheap one that everyone can afford and for us to have fun.

No one likes cheaters. I'm not sure one of the Anandtech forums rules specifically mentions that asking how to cheat is forbidden, but along the lines that requesting help pirating is forbidden, I think it's in the same spirit. Also, the community of upstanding people has spoken here. If you want to cheat, find somewhere else for help. -Admin DrPizza

 

[purbeast0]

doubt you are goin to get any supports trying to get advice on how to cheat in a game, whether it is private or not, cause you could very easily be lying.

you should go try gamefaqs or ign or bungie forums, but they will probaly rip into you too cause what you are asking is lame as shit.

 

[Bman123]

Lmao this is too funny, can't get help here when I'm telling the truth, its on a damn light switch I cannot hold a light switch and a controller at the same time and actually play

 

[PimpJuice]

This is once again private matches only with friends who know what's going on I just wanted to try to make a cheap one that everyone can afford and for us to have fun.

So you want to ONLY use it in private matches and also have something your friends could use too. I'm skeptical that you think its "fun" to have a private match where every player is lag switching.

You're trying to f'n cheat, at least admit it.

 

[Bman123]

U r more then welcome to friend request me and play with my group to c we don't have to cheat to win seriously

 

[BD2003]

So you want to ONLY use it in private matches and also have something your friends could use too. I'm skeptical that you think its "fun" to have a private match where every player is lag switching.

You're trying to f'n cheat, at least admit it.

Yeah, seriously. What a load of horse shit. You really think people are that stupid?

 

[cyphilis]

Yes, tie your green wire to your white wire. From the wires coming out of the wall to your lightswitch.
Thats what you should do... seriously. It works best if you stand in water while doing it.

 

[Drako]

Wow, just when I thought the IQ of AT was going up D:

Wait, there is neckderp, he is dumber than this Bman123, maybe?

 

[Bman123]

Wow if I asked about Modding a video card I bet u nerds would be on it like flies on shit, its a bunch of uptight douche bags on here.

 

[Bman123]

this is really stpuid cause i know more than have of you hacked mw2 on a pc.. but none of will ever admit it... so with that being said who has the f____cking balls to answer a legitimate question or a solution to my problem... "Stupid no wrong maybe " dont judge me

 

[gorcorps]

Did you really compare overclocking your video card to CHEATING at a fucking game? Seriously? Do you even know what overclocking means?

You must be a special kind of stupid son. The kind they've renamed into medical conditions because they didn't think anybody could be this dull without a serious chemical imbalance. I suggest immediate treatment as it will only get worse without help.

 

[Anubis]

"more then have of us"

hummm

 

[DrunkenSano]

this is really stpuid cause i know more than have of you hacked mw2 on a pc.. but none of will ever admit it... so with that being said who has the f____cking balls to answer a legitimate question or a solution to my problem... "Stupid no wrong maybe " dont judge me

Hey kid, maybe you should try to find out how to register for Hooked on Phonics instead of focusing on how to lag switch people. It looks like you have bigger issues in life than not knowing how to lag switch, like getting a decent education.

 

[Bman123]

If you guys would get off your high horse this place would be much better, play with us and see if we need to cheat before you make a arse of yourself by automatically assuming shit. I know what overclocking is, lmao. Maybe you can adjust your bi focals and see I said Modding a video card.

I'm just so tired of people jumping to conclusion here, if you can't help with someones question then you should keep your fingers off the keyboard and mouse away from the post box. You can act mighty tough behind your monitor, are you proud of that?

 

[Chacotako]

I suppose I'll be the first to point you in the right direction:
http://bit.ly/gKwp9l

Be sure to come back and share your results!

 

[Bman123]

Funny another one of the forums finest posting some more stupid stuff

 

[PimpJuice]

If you guys would get off your high horse this place would be much better, play with us and see if we need to cheat before you make a arse of yourself by automatically assuming shit. I know what overclocking is, lmao. Maybe you can adjust your bi focals and see I said Modding a video card.

I'm just so tired of people jumping to conclusion here, if you can't help with someones question then you should keep your fingers off the keyboard and mouse away from the post box. You can act mighty tough behind your monitor, are you proud of that?

No thanks, I try not to play with cheaters. You and your friends probably suck which is why you're asking for tips on how to lag switch.

Maybe I'm wrong and you guys really think "Wouldn't private matches be great if we could all lag switch? What fun that would be!!!"

If so, I apologize and have sympathy on your pathetic idea of fun.

 

[Bman123]

Your reasoning really is as stupid as your username, maybe another can of mountain dew would help your brain work

 

[purbeast0]

Your reasoning really is as stupid as your username, maybe another can of mountain dew would help your brain work

or maybe you will realize that this forum is primarily adult gamers who don't condone cheating in video games nor enjoy being cheated against, and therefore should just let this thread die so that less people will see how ridiculous you are for asking how to lag switch in a video game.

 

[Bman123]

or maybe you will realize that this forum is primarily adult gamers who don't condone cheating in video games nor enjoy being cheated against, and therefore should just let this thread die so that less people will see how ridiculous you are for asking how to lag switch in a video game.

nope ill continue

 

[mugs]

I hope you choke on your lag switch and die. Not because you're a filthy cheater, but because you think we're stupid enough to believe that you only want to use this thing in private matches with friends.

 

[purbeast0]

I hope you choke on your lag switch and die. Not because you're a filthy cheater, but because you think we're stupid enough to believe that you only want to use this thing in private matches with friends.

but ... but ...

LAGGING WITH FRIENDS IS FUN!!!

 

[BD2003]

this is really stpuid cause i know more than have of you hacked mw2 on a pc.. but none of will ever admit it... so with that being said who has the f____cking balls to answer a legitimate question or a solution to my problem... "Stupid no wrong maybe " dont judge me

I will judge you. You're a total fucking failure. You can't figure out a simple lag switch. You can't figure out how to google the answer to your problem. You're too ignorant to realize that people here aren't as stupid as you are. You're clearly lacking in basic common sense, reasoning, honor, ethics, spelling, grammar and just plain fucking human decency.

No one likes you.

You suck.

 

[PimpJuice]

nope ill continue

I understand that it can be very frustrating to suck at a video game, but as an alternative to cheating, I'm sure many of the posters here would gladly provide tips on how to improve your game.

Can you tell us which game(s) you're getting your ass handed to you in?

 

[fbrdphreak]

Let's not forget this is the same dumbass that brought us delights such as this: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2128879

Be sure to click the little red triangle on your way out of this thread!