lady sues male stipper cuz he didn't go all the way hehe

[TranceNation]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_328313.html?menu=news.quirkies


Woman threatens to sue daughter's
'shy stripper'


A Hartlepool woman is threatening to sue a 'weedy stripper'
for failing to do the Full Monty at her daughter's 18th
birthday party.

Brenda Gavillet says he was supposed to strip off in front of
30 women but only went down to his G-string.

AA Academy says its did nothing wrong as its strippers do
not offer a Full Monty service. Trading Standards has
advised customers to "check the small print".

Mrs Gavillet, 45, said: "We were really angry and upset. He
was supposed to give the Full Monty but only went down to
his underwear.

"He had a very weedy body. It is false advertising and I have
threatened to take them to court."

Local Trading Standards officer, Ian Harrison, said: "We
have advised the lady of her rights and, if she feels there
has been some misrepresentation, she could sue," reports
the Hartlepool Mail.

Story filed: 21:17 Friday 15th June 2001

 

[bacillus]

lol

 

[Czar]

Think about what will happen is she sues and wins.... think about the millions of guys that can now sue female strippers

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

This could only have happened in the UK somewhere - what the heck is a "weedy" body? Thin?

 

[Elledan]

weedy thin and puny.

 

[TripleJ]

Hehe, that's put his business plans in disarray.

Yep, 'weedy' is thin, scrawny.

 

[gittyup]

"He had a very weedy body. It is false advertising and I have threatened to take them to court."


Great, another stupid lawsuit.

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

I find it a bit disturbing that the mother got the stripper for her daughter to begin with. :disgust:

 

[Phunktion]

What has this world come to.. :frown:

 

[NakaNaka]

Smokey thats exactly what I was thinking!

 

[pdo]

that's one cool mom.

 

[IJump]

Why didn't my mom get me a stripper (female, of course) for my birthday?

/edit: spelling

 

[snakesnfrogs]

hehehe....sounds like mommy needs some

 

[TranceNation]

<< Think about what will happen is she sues and wins.... think about the millions of guys that can now sue female strippers >>



yeah that would be funny but I doubt it'll happen, they'll just get more complicated contrats

 

[brxndxn]

Everyone involved in that - the mother, daughter, the 30 women, the lawyers - all need to be shot... and lined up straight so it only takes one or two bullets. (Two for the fat fvcks that are undoubtedly in that group.)

 

[goshdarnindie]

More Euro Trash, not that it couldn't/wouldn't/hasn't happened here in the United States. Trash. What kind of mom buys a stripper for their daughter, and it begs the question, if the girl is that much a fan of, &quot;manness&quot;, but can't get a hold of &quot;manness&quot;, what does that say about her features as a woman... just a thought really (in an English accent)

 

[Belegost]

More idiots pissing in the gene pool...