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http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2014/01/virginia-wade-bigfoot-porn-amazon/

Wade has published sixteen short novels about messin’ with Sasquatch, in addition to less successful erotica about pirates and dark lords. She told Business Insider that she makes up to $30K per month in Amazon sales alone from her Cum for Bigfoot series. It still pulls in $6K per month during slower times. Why the hell am I still typing this when I could be writing dinosaur porn?

Amazon’s Kindle Direct Publishing pays 70% royalties for books priced at $2.99 or more, and it pays 35% royalties for books under $2.99. Meanwhile, authors for mainstream publishers receive only 8% to 15% royalties. Wade’s first Bigfoot porn novel (only 12,000 words long) was priced under a dollar, but it sold over 100,000 copies on Amazon in 2012. The book was also selling on iTunes and other stores.
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and it pays 35% royalties for books under $2.99. Meanwhile, authors for mainstream publishers receive only 8% to 15% royalties. Wade’s first Bigfoot porn novel (only 12,000 words long) was priced under a dollar, but it sold over 100,000 copies on Amazon in 2012.
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How many of those were of sheer, morbid curiosity?

Also, I'm going to start writing kinky shit and self publishing on Amazon.
 
BD231 said:
I wonder if a kinky Nigerian mob justice novel would sell.
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As soon as I entered the jungle I knew I was in too deep. I had forgotten to bring my machete, but that didn't stop me from hacking all over the dark wood surrounding me, suffocating me.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
As soon as I entered the jungle I knew I was in too deep. I had forgotten to bring my machete, but that didn't stop me from hacking all over the dark wood surrounding me, suffocating me.
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I thought I would never escape the long reach of the encroaching blackness, and I waved my outstretched arms in fear and confusion. But there, in that wet sticky place, I found my rock. My pillar. And I held onto it for dear life. Eventually I would reap my reward as I was overcome by a flicker of white amidst the that inky night. I basked in its warmth, and soon the white was everywhere, and snowballing out of my mouth and into some other chick's mouth because it was cum, and also there was a dick in my butt.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
As soon as I entered the alley I knew I was in too deep. I had forgotten to bring my blow up doll, but that didn't stop me from jacking all over the hobos surrounding me, suffocating me.
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phucheneh said:
I thought I would never escape the long reach of the encroaching blackness, and I waved my outstretched arms in fear and confusion. But there, in that wet sticky place, I found my cock. My pillar. And I held onto it for dear life. Eventually I would reap my reward as I was overcome by a flicker of white amidst the that inky night. I basked in its warmth, and soon the white was everywhere, and snowballing out of my mouth and into some other chick's mouth because it was cum, and also there was a dick in my butt.
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FIFY
 
Kadarin said:
I'm a bit more disturbed that people are wanting to buy bigfoot erotica, tbh.
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Yea, this don't do a whole lot for me, either. I think they are attracted to the weird factor, and get hooked on it because of that. Who knows. Maybe bigfoot is buying most of it. Now there's a scary thought.

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Would anybody object to me writing an ATOT porn novel?

I just came up with a title. Butthurt: Hamburgerboy's Anal Adventures. What do you think?
 
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WelshBloke said:
A buttload is a little under 500 liters if I remember.
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Well, just as there are differences between Imperial gallon and the US gallon a buttload can be different depending on the butt in question. The "Lardassian" buttload is huge and dwarfs the normal meaning of buttload and is substantially greater than 500 liters... :whiste:


Brian
 
Brian Stirling said:
Well, just as there are differences between Imperial gallon and the US gallon a buttload can be different depending on the butt in question. The "Lardassian" buttload is huge and dwarfs the normal meaning of buttload and is substantially greater than 500 liters... :whiste:


Brian
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That's a big butt. 😱

The standard English butt is a little bigger than the American one ironically.
 
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