- Jun 12, 2001
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Last night I was running late to my volleyball game (outdoor, sand, co-ed sixes). I had just enoght time to run out into the sand with just my v-ball shorts on. After we played that match I went off the court to put my t-shirt on.
Some girls were watching the match. One said hey, why you putting your shirt on? And the other said yeah, we like eye candy too.
I couldn't stop smiling last night.
And awhile back I was in a local watering hole (read: bar), when one of the lesbians there told me that if she ever wanted to go straight she'd want me to be the one. Or, Brad Pitt. And then all her girlfriends proceeded to discuss of who the "lucky man" would be, should they ever go hetero.
Still, I took it as a compliment, freely given.
Yeah, we don't need them to live. But every once in awhile you say something nice to us and we will be putty in your hands.
Some girls were watching the match. One said hey, why you putting your shirt on? And the other said yeah, we like eye candy too.
I couldn't stop smiling last night.
And awhile back I was in a local watering hole (read: bar), when one of the lesbians there told me that if she ever wanted to go straight she'd want me to be the one. Or, Brad Pitt. And then all her girlfriends proceeded to discuss of who the "lucky man" would be, should they ever go hetero.
Still, I took it as a compliment, freely given.
Yeah, we don't need them to live. But every once in awhile you say something nice to us and we will be putty in your hands.
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