Ladder Theory is bunk.

[EyeMWing]

Aight, I'm getting sick of hearing people make commentaries on my relationships and on their own based on the crap posted at intellectualwhores.com

Ladder theory, while a somewhat decent approximation of observed social interaction, is NOT the way things work. Think of inter-gender relationships as a basketball. And Ladder Theory is one of those silly boxes that they put basketballs in in retail stores so they can stack them up nice and pretty. It's a pretty decent approximation of the size of the basketball, but it completely distorts the shape. Anyone who's had a functional relationship and has paid careful attention to the nuances of what goes on should be able to agree.

The primary fallacy is that it reduces the emotions of everyone EXCEPT the cuddle b!tch to actual conscious thought. In addition, it completely disregards the existance of preferences... for everyone except the cuddle b!tch. Though the author never states what inspired him to write that crap... It should be pretty damned obvious.

 

[Juice Box]

Great Post! Would read again!! A++++

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Great Post! Would read again!! A++++

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: atybimf

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Great Post! Would read again!! A++++

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: atybimf

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Great Post! Would read again!! A++++

 

[mugs]

pics?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: atybimf

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Great Post! Would read again!! A++++

 

[Tuxic]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Great Post! Would read again!! A++++

Fast Effect, Well read more posts soon , A++++++

<--------------- The ladder theory deserves a Mighty Boot Kick from this Duke

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: mugs
pics?

Since you asked so nicely Text

 

[Howard]

Baby got back!

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mugs
pics?

Since you asked so nicely Text

Either that bowling ball is the size of a grapefruit, or she has man-hands :shocked:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mugs
pics?

Since you asked so nicely Text

Either that bowling ball is the size of a grapefruit, or she has man-hands :shocked:

Looks like duckpin bowling
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckpin_bowling

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mugs
pics?

Since you asked so nicely Text

Either that bowling ball is the size of a grapefruit, or she has man-hands :shocked:

Duck pin bowling. Stupid game if you ask me.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mugs
pics?

Since you asked so nicely Text

Either that bowling ball is the size of a grapefruit, or she has man-hands :shocked:

Ever hear of 5 pin bowling?

 

[Tom]

she looks fast !

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mugs
pics?

Since you asked so nicely Text

Either that bowling ball is the size of a grapefruit, or she has man-hands :shocked:

Duck pin bowling. Stupid game if you ask me.

Stupid game, but ridiculously fun. Good date material.

 

[The Godfather]

Wtf is ladder effect and what does that bowling pic have to do with people bashing your posts?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Tom
she looks fast !

That's the absolute most ridiculous thing I've heard someone say in a very long time. for you.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: The Godfather
Wtf is ladder effect and what does that bowling pic have to do with people bashing your posts?

www.intellectualwhores.com and I never mentioned people bashing my posts. I know exactly why people bash my posts - because they're jealous of my imminent badassery.

 

[Eeezee]

I don't know, I think ladder theory is actually fairly on the mark if you generalize with it. Women really do 2 ladders whereas men have 1. Also, women do prefer power. It really makes a lot of good points. Take it how you'd like.

You should treat ladder theory like you should treat the Bible; take it however you want, but don't use it as a specific guideline.

 

[EyeMWing]

Oh, and that wiki article is wrong. We've bowled SEVERAL 300 games at duckpin. Albeit because we've learned how to hax the circa-1985 computer to throw a strike every frame after the first.

(roll a gutter during the pin-clearing process. the computer will register the ball, and then register that there are no standing pins, and start the clearing process again)

While we haven't tried it for the first frame, theoretically you can just hit the "reset" button and have it clear and reset the first frame, and roll a gutter during that.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: The Godfather
Wtf is ladder effect and what does that bowling pic have to do with people bashing your posts?

www.intellectualwhores.com and I never mentioned people bashing my posts. I know exactly why people bash my posts - because they're jealous of my imminent badassery.

Is your badassery always imminent?

If so, then your badassery is never in effect.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: The Godfather
Wtf is ladder effect and what does that bowling pic have to do with people bashing your posts?

www.intellectualwhores.com and I never mentioned people bashing my posts. I know exactly why people bash my posts - because they're jealous of my imminent badassery.

Is your badassery always imminent?

If so, then your badassery is never in effect.

His badassery doesn't know the difference between imminent and eminent.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: The Godfather
Wtf is ladder effect and what does that bowling pic have to do with people bashing your posts?

www.intellectualwhores.com and I never mentioned people bashing my posts. I know exactly why people bash my posts - because they're jealous of my imminent badassery.

Is your badassery always imminent?

If so, then your badassery is never in effect.

His badassery doesn't know the difference between imminent and eminent.

No, I am aware of the difference and used the word imminent intentionally. I have not yet achieved true badassery because of past issues. But I'm close. Soon, I will join the council of badass.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
You should treat ladder theory like you should treat the Bible

I can use it to brainwash thousands of people?