- Apr 10, 2001
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I came upon consumption junction and came upon this schpeale about porn. ENJOY!
Without porn the world wil end.
LOL!
PORN - You should, under no circumstances - EVER, EVER share porn files! That's right our beloved American institution is already in enough trouble. The lovely females that make porn what it is, don't not get paid shat for what they do. There's barely enough incentive now for a maladjusted teen with low self esteem to start throating crock on camera, let alone some LOWLIFE PORN THIEF stealing from the little they do earn! In this Republican era of "trickle down" economics - there's not much room for "trickle", especially in the jAizz biz! It's all in the words -- do you need it translated? "Trickle Down" - YOU ARE GETTING PISSED ON! Since we are not blowing the shat out of some foreign land at the moment; now is a prefect time for Ashcroft and his goons to wage the war he has long promised: THE WAR ON PORN! This means, like the defendants of the RIAA inquisition; there will be incitements, hearings, and subpoenas. You know what that all leads to right? LAWYER FEES!
The cash spent to get the pornographers of this mess will again be "trickled down" as pay cuts to the porno girls; who are already doing 20 man bukkake gangbangs for a mere pittance! As money becomes scarce, the talent pool of young women for these porn flicks will dry up. Then people that do buy, will slow down because of the diminished quality of talent, and this will erode the pornographers bottom line. As soon as the porn industry's revenue streams dry up, they will run out of lawyer money. With no more funds for lawyers, the folks that run jaizz biz will succumb to the Ashcroft's Witch-hunt, and wind up being sent to prison. With all of these businesses folding, it will displace millions of Americans, who were quietly leading decent lives marketing porn. These people, unable to find work elsewhere because of their past involvement in porn, will get into violent crime. This, in turn, will overload the courts and correction systems with the influx of unemployed smut peddlers. The porn industry will become a memory of the distant past, only living as a fading memory on file swapping networks!
With the industry out if the way, it leaves only one person for of the Ashcroft / Bush goon squad to come after: YOU! The prison system will bog down even more - eventually the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those left on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left, in the already fragile, economy. The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will have to be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of affordable healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic level. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the entire county powerless. The only modern convenience that the populace will be left with is their automobiles; which they will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun; thus ending all life as we know it.
An as a result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and it will collide with the dead Earth; sending it hurtling into deep space. Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce what is left of Terra Firma to chunks of debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty planet will reenter another world as a "pretty light show" of shooting stars, to be seen be alien beings who will be there to enjoy it, because they are smart enough to NOT TO DOWNLOAD AND SHARE PORN!
Yep, and this all happened because YOU downloaded a bootlegged copy of "Girls Who Suck Crock and Eat Cm- Volume 6" - CONGATULATIONS YOU PORN THIEVING BASTARD!
So what's the moral to this story?
NEVER EVER SHARE PORN! BE A HERO -- NOT A ZERO! TRY A 3 TRIAL MEMEBERSHIP FOR YOUR FAVORITE PORN SITE!
Werd up,
Jay
Without porn the world wil end.
LOL!
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