Jewish Kosher Computer: Made in Israel by DELLSHALOM (It is selling
at such a good price!!!)
If you or a friend are considering a Kosher computer, you should know
that there are some important upgrades and changes from the typical
computer you are used to, such as :
The cursor moves from right to left.
Microsoft Office now includes, "A little byte of this, and a little byte of that."
It comes with two hard drives-one for: fleyshedik (meat) business software and one for milchedik (dairy) games.
Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets "Ferklempt."
The Chanukah screen savers include "Flying Dreidels."
The PC also shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
The "Start" button has been replaced with the "Let's Go!! I'm Not Getting Any Younger!" button.
When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, you are instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."
Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner.
You will hear "Hava Nagila" during startup. When running "ScanDisk," it prompts with a "You want I should fix this?" message.
When your PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy!!!"
Year 2000" issues were replaced by "Year 5760-5761" issues.
After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go "Schloffen."
Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup.
There is a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises that it gets rid of the "schmutz und drek" on your monitor.
After your computer dies, you MUST dispose of it within 24 hours.
And of course the BEST Feature of all: Kosher Computers DON'T GET
SPAM!
at such a good price!!!)
If you or a friend are considering a Kosher computer, you should know
that there are some important upgrades and changes from the typical
computer you are used to, such as :
The cursor moves from right to left.
Microsoft Office now includes, "A little byte of this, and a little byte of that."
It comes with two hard drives-one for: fleyshedik (meat) business software and one for milchedik (dairy) games.
Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets "Ferklempt."
The Chanukah screen savers include "Flying Dreidels."
The PC also shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
The "Start" button has been replaced with the "Let's Go!! I'm Not Getting Any Younger!" button.
When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, you are instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."
Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner.
You will hear "Hava Nagila" during startup. When running "ScanDisk," it prompts with a "You want I should fix this?" message.
When your PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy!!!"
Year 2000" issues were replaced by "Year 5760-5761" issues.
After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go "Schloffen."
Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup.
There is a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises that it gets rid of the "schmutz und drek" on your monitor.
After your computer dies, you MUST dispose of it within 24 hours.
And of course the BEST Feature of all: Kosher Computers DON'T GET
SPAM!
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