Koing Joke

[Koing]

A horse and a chicken are in a meadow when the horse falls into a hole. The chicken runs to get the farmers's sports car and drives it to the hole. She ties a rope around the car's bumper, throws the other end to the horse and pulls him to safety. A few days later, the chicken falls in to the hole. She yells to the horse to get the car but the horse just stands over the hole and says: "Grab on to my willy to pull yourself up." The chicken does and the horse pulls her clear.

And the moral is: If your hung like a horse, you don't need a sports car to pick up chicks.

Why did John's gran knit him three socks? Because he'd grown a foot.

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'll give these two a lift.

😀

1st was best imo. Other 2 a bit cack.

Koing

 

[MithShrike]

Fllgfg.

 

[Yossarian]

Before reading any joke posts I always scroll down to get the responses first. Let's just say this one will remain unread 🙂

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Mith
Fllgfg.

wtf? What does that mean?

Koing

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Before reading any joke posts I always scroll down to get the responses first. Let's just say this one will remain unread 🙂

The 1st joke is good man. READ IT!

Koing

 

[Brutuskend]

Just passing through.

Nothing to steal here! 😉 😛

EDIT: I already heard the first one....

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just passing through.

Nothing to steal here! 😉 😛

😛

Oh come on the 1st joke is pretty good?

How does the joke man rate it out of 10?

Koing

 

[wyvrn]

All three are old, corny jokes. You gotta come up with something new man.

 

[fyleow]

The first one made me chuckle a little.

There have been several people trying to post jokes lately, but Brutuskend still remains king.

 

[Rallispec]

i chuckled at the first one. 🙂

 

[Brutuskend]

First time I heard it, I got a chuckle out of it.

Don't take it personally, there are FEW jokes I haven't heard someplace before. 😉

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: Koing

Why did John's gran knit him three socks? Because he'd grown a foot.

Aren't you supposed to be jumping onto stacks of weights or something??

😀

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
First time I heard it, I got a chuckle out of it.

Don't take it personally, there are FEW jokes I haven't heard someplace before. 😉

lol I guess so. No joke is personally, especially when I didn't write them myself!

Glad it made a few people laugh even though a bit 🙂

Koing

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: Koing

Why did John's gran knit him three socks? Because he'd grown a foot.

Aren't you supposed to be jumping onto stacks of weights or something??

😀

Probably next year to chart progress.

I climb rope also lol

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ph.chea/Koing_Rope_Climb.mov