Know any good funny quotes?

[Kemosabe1447]

I searched for some but I'm feeling lazy and they usually aren't that funny anyways...so if you have any share em

 

[Fausto]

"STOP POSTING"

Cracks me up...

 

[gump47371]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

EDIT: Just thought of another one, from Happy Gilmore.

Shooter: " I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast."

Happy: "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast? Gross."

 

[pyonir]

no.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[maker]

"the beatles said it well: "yeah, yeah, yeah""
don't remember which leslie nielsen movie was it, but the quote is one of my favourites and i find it quite useful