Okay, you guys need to listen to this. Its an audio of a local business owner pissed off becasue his elevator is broke. There is a lot of swearing, so do not open in front of kids. It's amazing, this tech support guy never loses his cool:
http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Morgan-of-Littys-Completely-Loses-It
http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Morgan-of-Littys-Completely-Loses-It
