kissing

[melly]

how important is it to you that the other person is a good kisser?

mell-0-meter of a good kiss: get weak-kneed, butterflies in the tummy, tingles on the back of the neck, not too wet.

:lips:

i was just rereading some of my journal entries and came across one i made about the importance of a good kisser. hence the thread.

SMOOCH!

 

[Tetsuo]

:lips:

 

[iamme]

nice, slow kisses.

nothing like 'em.

 

[her209]

Above ave is my minimum.

 

Originally posted by: iamme
nice, slow kisses.

nothing like 'em.

What he said.

 

[crumpet19]

Man, I dated this one chick. She kissed like a gorilla.
I broke up with her a week later.

 

[eakers]

i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

something about watching other people exchange tongue is kinda weird.

doing it in real life is fine, but watching it is funny to me.

i dunno

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

gigs? seek professional help

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

Sicko

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: crumpet19
Man, I dated this one chick. She kissed like a gorilla.
I broke up with her a week later.

the last guy i kissed was about a month ago. it was up there on the mell-0-meter, but the guy himself wasn't. sux2bhimdotcom.

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: crumpet19
Man, I dated this one chick. She kissed like a gorilla.
I broke up with her a week later.

I don't know about you, but theres something about a Gorilla embracing you, holding you in her furry hands as you massage the fur on her back.. and then engaging in a wet, passionate kiss.

I guess kissing like a Gorilla without the benefits of being able to run your hands through her fur is bad.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

Rowr.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

It's pretty important. My last gf couldn't kiss worth a damn. It was like making out with a piece of wood. Her lips were always too uptight, never used tongue, and when she did it was like she was attacking my mouth.

 

[ClueLis]

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

And there we have it, folks! The difference between men and women!

 

[Yossarian]

Damn I had this gf once who opened her mouth as wide as possible every time we kissed. It was weird, and very tiring!

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: crumpet19
Man, I dated this one chick. She kissed like a gorilla.
I broke up with her a week later.

I don't know about you, but theres something about a Gorilla embracing you, holding you in her furry hands as you massage the fur on her back.. and then engaging in a wet, passionate kiss.

I guess kissing like a Gorilla without the benefits of being able to run your hands through her fur is bad.

After closer inspection I found that she DID have waaaay too much fur.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: ClueLis

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm obsessed with watching other people kiss.
its very sick in a way.
i have gigs of pictures of people kissing.

And there we have it, folks! The difference between men and women!

Not really. If you're familiar with Eakers (I am not a stalker, I swear) you'd know she rambles on about pr0n and sex, too.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Damn I had this gf once who opened her mouth as wide as possible every time we kissed. It was weird, and very tiring!

Sounds to me like you didn't have the right angle on it..

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Damn I had this gf once who opened her mouth as wide as possible every time we kissed. It was weird, and very tiring!

Sounds to me like you didn't have the right angle on it..

Or was using the wrong equipment...

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Pfft. Hell with kissing.

Show me a cute woman that can cook, clean, and throw a midget 20 yards and we have ourselves a winner.

 

[Workin']

Originally posted by: crumpet19
Man, I dated this one chick. She kissed like a gorilla.
I broke up with her a week later.

Not sure I want to know how you know what it's like to kiss a gorilla... On second thought...

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Pfft. Hell with kissing.

Show me a cute woman that can cook, clean, and throw a midget 20 yards and we have ourselves a winner.

How big does the midget have to be?

 

[UNCjigga]

I like kisses without lipstick/gloss/liner/glide/chemical crap...thank you very much.






...and no, I don't kiss men.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
It's pretty important. My last gf couldn't kiss worth a damn. It was like making out with a piece of wood. Her lips were always too uptight, never used tongue, and when she did it was like she was attacking my mouth.

LMAO!!