Kissing w/ tongue is hard... :(

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Electric Amish You people have been surprisingly open-minded about this. I haven't been told that I'm an ass or piece of sh#t for doing this, or that I'm going to hell or made baby jesus cry. 😉 amish

Oh, well then let me be the first. You're an ass a piece of sh#t for doing this, you're going to hell, and you made baby jesus cry. 😉

I'd say the same thing, without the wink tho. There are levels of selfishness that some feel are cool that I find repulsing and disrespectful to the value of the relationship in the least.

Amish has some pretty screwed up philosophies about life and relationships that are pretty twisted in order to benefit himself. I don't find any integrity in them at all.

hey, dont force your morality on someone else! :disgust:

 

[nativesunshine]

Didn't bother to read the whole thread. REad through most of the first and second pages.

I've never kissed a guy w/ a tongue ring...(have i?)...

*hint*hint* 😉

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: Stallion42 DD? Damn, now that's a nice size.

😀

Uh, 42 is pretty damn big around. My girlfriend is a 32 D. Now that is a nice size.

:camera:? (jk)

I'm more of a 32B myself

 

[djheater]

At a personal level, the justifications for polygamy have not held up to rational analysis.

As an aside, I find it interesting you imply a spiritual level of satisfaction in your relationship with your wife, your soulmate, yet you fail to find complete sexual or physical satisfaction in the same relationship. That is at least what I infer. Then again I don't know you from Adam.

 

[JetsFanatic]

Where's the wife?

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
dude seriously just dispense with the formalities and fvck her and slap her on the ass or have her go down...

why waste tiem with all the kissing and cuddling 😛

I tried the entire night....9 HOURS worth. 🙁

I could have had a 17 year old if her boyfriend hadn't been there. :|

Was she desperate or something?

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: dquan97
ok, I'm completely lost as to Amish's relationship(s) and the intricacies of them.

Anyone got a summary?

My wife and I are soul mates. Because of this, we don't worry about losing the other person's love. We also believe that love and sex are separate entities so having sex with other people is not a problem. We are both secure in our love and dedication to each other because we know that we cannot find another partner that is a more perfect match.

amish

You do realize that you will soon be the subject of a class-action lawsuit on behalf of all the repressed nerds that are going to give themselves carpal tunnel fantasizing about being in your shoes, right? 😛

Nah I don't want to be in his shoes. I don't want to be known as 'The Parhelia fanboi' hehe