Kissing w/ tongue is hard... :(

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: DarkManXY2G
I second the threesome idea. This is quite a dilema on your hands...I trust you will make the right decision. ;)

You have no idea how hard I've been pushing for that one! ;) My wife and I just can't get her friend over the hump....so to speak. ;)

amish

wtfPICS :Q

- M4H
 

Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
dude seriously just dispense with the formalities and fvck her and slap her on the ass or have her go down...

why waste tiem with all the kissing and cuddling :p

I tried the entire night....9 HOURS worth. :(

I could have had a 17 year old if her boyfriend hadn't been there. :|

wtfPICS

- M4H

This crowd wouldn't be interested... 5'10", 42 DD...
 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
dude seriously just dispense with the formalities and fvck her and slap her on the ass or have her go down...

why waste tiem with all the kissing and cuddling :p

I tried the entire night....9 HOURS worth. :(

I could have had a 17 year old if her boyfriend hadn't been there. :|

damn boyfriends...that sucks you couldnt add her to your stable ;)
 

iamme

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for those of you who are so surprised, you haven't read enough of EA's posts :)
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I could have had a 17 year old if her boyfriend hadn't been there. :|

Woah... little young, isn't she?
 

MaxDepth

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Originally posted by: bigben
Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I could have had a 17 year old if her boyfriend hadn't been there. :|

Woah... little young, isn't she?


Almost illegal?
Naw, that's the way of the amish...
We get cellphones and zippers, they get hot 17 yr. olds.
 
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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
This crowd wouldn't be interested... 5'10", 42 DD...

/jumps up and down frantically waving hands

I'M NOT PART OF THE CROWD! I don't have a "tiny 90lb Asian high school girl" fetish! Send ME the pics! I'll actually appreciate them!

:p

- M4H
 

StageLeft

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I have a little secret. I like to dress in drag and try to pick up guys (I'm not gay. I Just like to see if I can). Amish don't be so hard on yourself - you were not that bad.
 

Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I have a little secret. I like to dress in drag and try to pick up guys (I'm not gay. I Just like to see if I can). Amish don't be so hard on yourself - you were not that bad.

Can I have a "do-over" next time I see you???


/jumps up and down frantically waving hands

I'M NOT PART OF THE CROWD! I don't have a "tiny 90lb Asian high school girl" fetish! Send ME the pics! I'll actually appreciate them!



- M4H

I have pictures of her kissing both the 17 yr. old, and another chick. ;)
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I have a little secret. I like to dress in drag and try to pick up guys (I'm not gay. I Just like to see if I can). Amish don't be so hard on yourself - you were not that bad.

Can I have a "do-over" next time I see you???
Yeah we'll practice until you get it right!!
 

Jzero

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Oct 10, 1999
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You'd be surprised how accustomed you get to technique while kissing the same woman for over 11 years. ;)

amish

Seriously! I noticed a big difference after 2 - 3 years. People have completely different techniques. Although it can be pretty exhilarating to kiss a new girl after kissing the same one for 3 years. You're expecting it to feel the same, but it is a complete surprise....

Too bad you screwed it up! hahahahaha
:D
 

MrCodeDude

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: DarkManXY2G
I second the threesome idea. This is quite a dilema on your hands...I trust you will make the right decision. ;)

You have no idea how hard I've been pushing for that one! ;) My wife and I just can't get her friend over the hump....so to speak. ;)

amish

wtfPICS :Q

- M4H
-- mrcodedude
 

Yax

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
dude seriously just dispense with the formalities and fvck her and slap her on the ass or have her go down...

why waste tiem with all the kissing and cuddling :p

I tried the entire night....9 HOURS worth. :(

I could have had a 17 year old if her boyfriend hadn't been there. :|

wtfPICS

- M4H

This crowd wouldn't be interested... 5'10", 42 DD...

Damm! A guy w/ 42 DD's gotta be at least 400lbs, dude. I guess you like'm large eh. Oh, yeah, that wasn't his.. I mean, her tongue. The tongue is usually above the 42 DDs, not below.
 

dquan97

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Jul 9, 2002
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ok, I'm completely lost as to Amish's relationship(s) and the intricacies of them.

Anyone got a summary?
 

Lithium381

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May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: dquan97
ok, I'm completely lost as to Amish's relationship(s) and the intricacies of them.

Anyone got a summary?

the summary would be longer than this thread
 

Pliablemoose

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Note to all women -- Electric Amish is a lousy kisser!
Ah...now I see what really happened.



That'll teach you to show up in drag at one of Amish's parties. :p

If it was him, it's been more than just this party. She's my wife's best friend. :D

You realize that if you pull off a 3some, we all will put out a contract on you, just out of jealousy

:Q
 

aircooled

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stop judging. everyone wants to do their wife's best friend. only few get to go to the moon. fly amish fly.