Kirstie Alley - Fat Actress

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: tec699
Our standards are high because we demand the best!

Bring on the 10's!

And you are bringing what to the table in exchange ?

Chances are good that the only place you'll find your "10" is in the comfort of your den
where all those hotties can reflect their airbrushed goodies across your face via your computer monitor.Only problem is there isn't much warmth,laughter or shared fun there and I'd dare say the only warmth you might feel would be via that of your own hand.

 

[cronos]

i probably would.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: KK
I'd hit it. She got more money than I do, she could be my sugar momma.

Agreed. :thumbsup:

 

[Wallydraigle]

Yeah, I'd hit it. Why the hell not?

 

[cavemanmoron]

You did tell Oprah that you aren't having sex. What's with that? That's true. I'm not going to have sex while I am fat. That's one thing you won't see me doing ever while I'm fat. I'm sort of inhibited and shy anyway. I'm not the girl who comes out and does a pole dance for the dude. It's probably not right. I should probably be happy with the way I look and happy with the way my body is and happy that someone would want to have sex with me, but I'm not. The next time I have sex, I'm going to tell you about it and I want it reported in the magazine. [laughs]

 

[cyclohexane]

She looks like a man in the second pic, but I'd still hit it cuz I'm bored.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I DON'T WANT CRACKER CRUMBS IN MY BED....END OF DISCUSSION.

 

[aplefka]

Not anymore. When I was younger I had a crush on her too, but now she's just too blegh.

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: classy

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: Amused

At 5'7" 192 is not huge. It's fat, but not anywhere near morbidly obese.

http://www.sho.com/site/fatactress/people2_1.do

And the thing about Kirstie is that she's always carried any extra weight well (as well as a person can carry it). She becomes more voluptuous rather than dumpy.

I can't believe this is only 200 pounds - she looks like a whale, and she's not "carrying it well" by any stretch of the imagination IMO. I wouldn't do her with your wang.

I'd be more inclined to believe her before I believed a tabloid and their questionable photos chosen for the worst possible pose and facial expressions.

In some of the pics I've seen no way she was less than 250. 5'7 203 looks big, but not huge. She was looking huge in some pictures.

Nah, I believe she's 190 whatever, girls just don't carry fat that well.

 

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: SampSon
Some of you really need to get out and bang a heavyset girl. Some of the best sex available. The same goes for older women, they know what they want, and what you want too.

Though most of you will never know because you have some ridiculous "standards".

Dude, there's a difference between a chunky, cute girl (say, 135 lb), and a huge fat one like Kirstie Alley. If you simply have no standards, bully for you, but some of us prefer a healthy, attractive woman.

135? If she's 5'2"? How about 5'6" 150? Is that unhealthy yet?

HAHAHAAHAH 135 is chunky? You prove my point. Most girls don't weigh a stick-like 105-120lbs.

under 250lbs is a ridiculous standard? thanks, but no thanks.

No problem, you couldn't land one anyway, even with a fishing boat.

They even made a song about fat bottom girls, and how they make the rocking world go round.

You people need to get out and experience a few things. I have, and I can say it is definatly fun. But you keep on being content wanking your little poles to porn of perfect girls, while I go out and rock out with my cock out.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: SampSon
Some of you really need to get out and bang a heavyset girl. Some of the best sex available. The same goes for older women, they know what they want, and what you want too.

Though most of you will never know because you have some ridiculous "standards".

Dude, there's a difference between a chunky, cute girl (say, 135 lb), and a huge fat one like Kirstie Alley. If you simply have no standards, bully for you, but some of us prefer a healthy, attractive woman.

135? If she's 5'2"? How about 5'6" 150? Is that unhealthy yet?

HAHAHAAHAH 135 is chunky? You prove my point. Most girls don't weigh a stick-like 105-120lbs.

under 250lbs is a ridiculous standard? thanks, but no thanks.

No problem, you couldn't land one anyway, even with a fishing boat.

They even made a song about fat bottom girls, and how they make the rocking world go round.

You people need to get out and experience a few things. I have, and I can say it is definatly fun. But you keep on being content wanking your little poles to porn of perfect girls, while I go out and rock out with my cock out.

A :beer: for you.

- M4H

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: SampSon

They even made a song about fat bottom girls, and how they make the rocking world go round.

You people need to get out and experience a few things. I have, and I can say it is definatly fun. But you keep on being content wanking your little poles to porn of perfect girls, while I go out and rock out with my cock out.

Ahem - that song was performed by this he-man, who later died of AIDS.

Believe it or not, there are men on this forum (myself included) who can and do get attractive, slender women while you are, er, rocking out with your . . . you know the rest.

 

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: SampSon

They even made a song about fat bottom girls, and how they make the rocking world go round.

You people need to get out and experience a few things. I have, and I can say it is definatly fun. But you keep on being content wanking your little poles to porn of perfect girls, while I go out and rock out with my cock out.

Ahem - that song was performed by this he-man, who later died of AIDS.

Believe it or not, there are men on this forum (myself included) who can and do get attractive, slender women while you are, er, rocking out with your . . . you know the rest.

I know it was queen. Btw, you don't die of AIDS.
My gf is a slender attactive women. I have no problem getting slender attractive women.

I just have experiences with all types of women, except asians, I havn't had an asian yet.
So I've personally experienced both sides. Fat girls f better, mainly because they are grateful.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: SampSon

They even made a song about fat bottom girls, and how they make the rocking world go round.

You people need to get out and experience a few things. I have, and I can say it is definatly fun. But you keep on being content wanking your little poles to porn of perfect girls, while I go out and rock out with my cock out.

Ahem - that song was performed by this he-man, who later died of AIDS.

Believe it or not, there are men on this forum (myself included) who can and do get attractive, slender women while you are, er, rocking out with your . . . you know the rest.

I know it was queen. Btw, you don't die of AIDS.
My gf is a slender attactive women. I have no problem getting slender attractive women.

I just have experiences with all types of women, except asians, I havn't had an asian yet.
So I've personally experienced both sides. Fat girls f better, mainly because they are grateful.

Yeah they live that sh!t up.


Plus with a bigger girl the skin to skin ratio sky rockets simply based on quantity.