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Rumors are spreading that Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, after she was photographed checking out prenatal vitamins with her sex lover, Jake Gyllenhaal. And believe me, I threw up three or four times just trying to type out that last sentence. I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant. I'd imagine that after Jake did it with her once, he would have realized that putting his penis into a disgusting troll monster would be bad news. The only explanation I can come up with is that Kirsten Dunst faked her pregnancy after their first sex session and is holding it over Jake to get more loving. That's kind of stretching it though, since everybody knows humans and troll monsters can't have babies together. It would be like a monkey getting an alligator pregnant. An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48.
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BUAHAHAH :D
 
sixone

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Originally posted by: NFS4
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Rumors are spreading that Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, after she was photographed checking out prenatal vitamins with her sex lover, Jake Gyllenhaal. And believe me, I threw up three or four times just trying to type out that last sentence. I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant. I'd imagine that after Jake did it with her once, he would have realized that putting his penis into a disgusting troll monster would be bad news. The only explanation I can come up with is that Kirsten Dunst faked her pregnancy after their first sex session and is holding it over Jake to get more loving. That's kind of stretching it though, since everybody knows humans and troll monsters can't have babies together. It would be like a monkey getting an alligator pregnant. An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48.
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BUAHAHAH :D
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Dayum, that's harsh.
 
Nebor

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: NFS4
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Rumors are spreading that Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, after she was photographed checking out prenatal vitamins with her sex lover, Jake Gyllenhaal. And believe me, I threw up three or four times just trying to type out that last sentence. I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant. I'd imagine that after Jake did it with her once, he would have realized that putting his penis into a disgusting troll monster would be bad news. The only explanation I can come up with is that Kirsten Dunst faked her pregnancy after their first sex session and is holding it over Jake to get more loving. That's kind of stretching it though, since everybody knows humans and troll monsters can't have babies together. It would be like a monkey getting an alligator pregnant. An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48.
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BUAHAHAH :D
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Dayum, that's harsh.
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I agree, she's gorgeous.
 
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Originally posted by: NFS4
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Rumors are spreading that Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, after she was photographed checking out prenatal vitamins with her sex lover, Jake Gyllenhaal. And believe me, I threw up three or four times just trying to type out that last sentence. I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant. I'd imagine that after Jake did it with her once, he would have realized that putting his penis into a disgusting troll monster would be bad news. The only explanation I can come up with is that Kirsten Dunst faked her pregnancy after their first sex session and is holding it over Jake to get more loving. That's kind of stretching it though, since everybody knows humans and troll monsters can't have babies together. It would be like a monkey getting an alligator pregnant. An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48.
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BUAHAHAH :D
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hmmm....If thats true, than Dunst most post on ATOT
 
NFS4

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Originally posted by: Wonderful Pork
oh man is that REALLY carrot top? i thought he was skinny as hell.
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Yeah, that's him. VERY disturbing...although not as disturbing as Jude Law's wang from the August 17th post:Q

 
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Wonderful Pork

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Wonderful Pork
oh man is that REALLY carrot top? i thought he was skinny as hell.
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Yeah, that's him. VERY disturbing...although not as disturbing as Jude Law's wang from the August 17th post:Q
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dammit! Carrot Top is more ripped than I am. *puts down beer and heads to gym*
 
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Originally posted by: Wonderful Pork
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Wonderful Pork
oh man is that REALLY carrot top? i thought he was skinny as hell.
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Yeah, that's him. VERY disturbing...although not as disturbing as Jude Law's wang from the August 17th post:Q
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dammit! Carrot Top is more ripped than I am. *puts down beer and heads to gym*
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seriously. :(
 
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i say we replace her with maggie gyllenhall...dunst has been going downhill since interview...damn if only she would wear a bra
 
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: astralusion
i say we replace her with maggie gyllenhall...dunst has been going downhill since interview...damn if only she would wear a bra
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She looks 40
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Damn I'd be doing all kinds of 40 year olds if they looked like her.
 
DT4K

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WTF is wrong with you people.
I just watched Wimbledon last night and she's hot.
 
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astralusion

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Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: astralusion
i say we replace her with maggie gyllenhall...dunst has been going downhill since interview...damn if only she would wear a bra
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She looks 40
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Damn I'd be doing all kinds of 40 year olds if they looked like her.
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thank you very much...and btw that's not the greatest pic of her...go watch secretary

 
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Robor

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Originally posted by: Wonderful Pork
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Wonderful Pork
oh man is that REALLY carrot top? i thought he was skinny as hell.
Click to expand...

Yeah, that's him. VERY disturbing...although not as disturbing as Jude Law's wang from the August 17th post:Q
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dammit! Carrot Top is more ripped than I am. *puts down beer and heads to gym*
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From those pics I'm guessing Carrot Top and Barry Bonds have something in common.
 
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