King James Jokes - new thread clearly required

[Jeeebus]

There aren't enough separate threads for people to make jokes about King James.


Q: What did the King James Bible say to King James?
A: I have more pages than you!


[HIGH FIVE]

 

[Lithium381]

lolololol
AAAAA+ highly recommended!

 

[Blackjack200]

Let me guess... daughter woke you up at 5 AM again?

 

[OCGuy]

They both have the same number of NBA championships.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

They both have the same number of NBA championships.

LoL

 

[Schfifty Five]

They both have the same number of NBA championships.

But King James has more rings than baby BronBron.

 

[Jeeebus]

Let me guess... daughter woke you up at 5 AM again?

No. 4:30.

5 AM is when my wife gives up and throws her at me to take out of the room with me.

 

[Krazy4Real]

But King James has more rings than baby BronBron.

This is true.