Kindergarten Cop...

[Rip the Jacker]

is on USA!!! Ahh, so many classic lines in this movie..

My dad's a taxi driver. My mom hopes he's gonna
die *REAL* soon

I have a headache.
It might be a tumor.
It's not a tumor!

Who are you?
I'm da party poopa!

You lack discipline!

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

Don't you have anything better to do?
You don't understand.. there's nothing else to do and nowhere else to go
I like you cindy..
Days.. nights.. weekends..holidays
I'm going to hang out with you until the end of time..

 

[AnyMal]

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas :laugh:

 

[silverpig]

My mom says my dad is a real sex machine.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

You're not so tough without your car...

 

[Mathlete]

[govenator accent] 1 2 3 4

reading, writing, rithmatic

to much homework makes makes me sick

when it's time to pass the test

kindergarden is the best[/govenator accent]

 

[yobarman]

hahaha the best ahnold movie ever? I think so!

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas :laugh:

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: yobarman
hahaha the best ahnold movie ever? I think so!

I like "Twins" better

 

[Steve]

There is no bathroom!

 

[thegimp03]

Ahahaha...that movie was hilarious when it came out. He walks into that broke down building and blows a hole in that couch with his shotgun. Classic Governator.

 

[PinmasterJay]

my Dad is a vaginacologist

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas :laugh:

Best line in the entire movie...