Kinda disgusting but a good warning

[Redwingsguy]

Well some of my friends at work somehow got a female to goto a strip club with them, so they are there and the girl comes and dances and does her thing, so the female coworker pays her and stuff and the stripper leaves. After a few minutes her eyes start to hurt really badly, then it ended up being so bad that she had to be taken to the hospital. There they found out a crab had fallen out and gotten into her eye! :disgust:


So next time you decide to hit up the club, remeber your safety goggles!

 

[narzy]

ok now that was just unexpected. ummm...I'm Speechless. what bar? just for warning sake.

 

[yobarman]

haha crabbies!

 

[imported_vr6]

they can "fall out"... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Blayze]

:Q oh my goodness...

 

[WhiteWonder]

thatnk you for this information, i will use it every chance i get.

 

[J3anyus]

<< haha crabbies! >>



Heh. Get a bag-full of 'em and boil em up, probably make tasty soup.

 

[RabidMongoose]

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Ulfwald]

I have heard this one before. It is an urban legend.

Sometimes it involves a group of girls in a strip clud and themale dancer is dancing pretty fast, and then his manhood flips around and a crab flies of into the bride's to be eye, and she misses her wedding because she had to go to the hospital.

Other times, the guy is the one who gets the crab in the eye because the stripper is dancing right above him bouncing up and down pretty fast and the crab falls out into his eye.

Can't anyone come up with any original stories?

 

[Redwingsguy]

Its an urban legend?! damn it, hate when they do this to me, now I gotta go ask this guy at work tommorrow

 

[morkinva]

haha funny story ! never heard this urban legend. It has to be fake, cuz aren't these little guys the same ones as lice that get in your hair? I never heard of anyone going to the hospital for having lice..

 

[biggestmuff]

<< I have heard this one before. It is an urban legend.

Sometimes it involves a group of girls in a strip clud and themale dancer is dancing pretty fast, and then his manhood flips around and a crab flies of into the bride's to be eye, and she misses her wedding because she had to go to the hospital.

Other times, the guy is the one who gets the crab in the eye because the stripper is dancing right above him bouncing up and down pretty fast and the crab falls out into his eye.

Can't anyone come up with any original stories? >>



Yeah, I've heard this one before. Sometimes lice eggs are laid in the eye.

 

[MrBond]

Most of the women at the strip club I've been to don't have much of a &quot;forest&quot; in which crabs could hide

 

[Jfur]

<< Most of the women at the strip club I've been to don't have much of a &quot;forest&quot; in which crabs could hide >>



More like a landing strip?

 

[woodly6]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[wiredspider]

yucky!

 

[rudder]

Be it know than STD's can get into your eye as well! My biology teacher was a doctor on a military base. There was this one freaky sex club outside of Clark Air Base in the Philippines where women would launch projectiles. (use your imagination) many a air force grunt got gonorrehea in thier eye.

 

[dman]

Center for Disease Control

Doesn't say anything about eye's though...

 

[phatcow]

jfur... more like paved street....

 

[GasX]

or a Hitler moustache

 

[BigSmooth]

Always check out Snopes.com for your Urban Legend needs.
This one's listed here.

 

[Noriaki]

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<< Most of the women at the strip club I've been to don't have much of a &quot;forest&quot; in which crabs could hide >>



More like a landing strip? >>

Ahahahaah landing strip I like that one....but normally don't you try to land &quot;in&quot; rather than &quot;on&quot;?
*ahem*

But then..what do I know...really...it's not like I've ever done either.

 

[iamwiz82]

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<< Most of the women at the strip club I've been to don't have much of a &quot;forest&quot; in which crabs could hide >>



More like a landing strip? >>



no, a heart =]