Kill Bill Volume Vol 1 is the most rediculous movie ever

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Ok princess, go back to your Disney classics, Bambi's calling for you...

LOL, you sound like the South Park Goths...

"Go back to your corporate fairy tales and your Disneyworld fantasies..."

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: Shanti

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality . She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap OTHER than that, it's not too bad

You people are dumb.
IT IS A COMIC BOOK, IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC.

Come on people, it's NOT a documentary.

lol, you are quick to judge, apparently if you don't know something you are stupid

I just find stuff like that annoying...it's BRUTALLY unrealistic, I just find it boring, it's the kind of movie I would watch like maybe twice, because it just becomes repetitive and boring compared to other more realistic plot driven movies... stuff like this doesn't stand up to the test of time.

I'm sorry, but yes, I think you are dumb if you expect a comic-book/anime style tribute to corny 70's kung-fu movies to be realistic.

It is like a piece of art. Some people like it, some don't. It is what it is meant to be.

There is nothing wrong with you not liking it, but it is dumb to criticize it for not being what it was never trying to be.
That would be like me saying how stupid American Pie was because it didn't have any lightsaber battle scenes.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Okay, lets go back to several months ago when we had the same conversation. The movie is obviously meant to be unrealistic, and is considered to be a "Live action anime" while also being Quentin Tarantino's homage to many other classic movies. Holy sh|t, we don't want to hear you hated the movie 6 months after the fact. If you don't like Volume 2, fine, post about it in one of the 30 other threads that will pop up on Friday; I for one will be posting in praise of the movie.

Wow you know you like movies before you even see them... your opinion is obviously worth considering

Yup it is. I truly enjoyed watching the first one, and know I won't be disappointed by the second one based on what I have read, and already knew.

 

[htmlmasterdave]

No, but he's seen all their movies a million times and emulated them at least that amount, too...

I don't know, I think it's also the ridiculousness of his plots and events, but there's just something about this movie that I didn't like. I guess it also had to do with the blood-spurting and such..."But, but, he's paying homage to <insert random directors' names here>..." I don't care. It's still stupid.

Ahahaha... yeah, how could anyone watch that spurting BULLSHIT and respect this movie. I remember one specfically retarded part. She cut's this girls are off, and she's spurting blood through her artery like a garden hose for ATLEAST 10 minutes, and SOMEHOW her artery clots, lmfao and she lives.... man it's amazing anyone dies in real life

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Okay, lets go back to several months ago when we had the same conversation. The movie is obviously meant to be unrealistic, and is considered to be a "Live action anime" while also being Quentin Tarantino's homage to many other classic movies. Holy sh|t, we don't want to hear you hated the movie 6 months after the fact. If you don't like Volume 2, fine, post about it in one of the 30 other threads that will pop up on Friday; I for one will be posting in praise of the movie.

Wow you know you like movies before you even see them... your opinion is obviously worth considering

Yup it is. I truly enjoyed watching the first one, and know I won't be disappointed by the second one based on what I have read, and already knew.

Well yeah, since we all know that sequels are usually quite good, lol They always stand up to the quality of the first movie

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Okay, lets go back to several months ago when we had the same conversation. The movie is obviously meant to be unrealistic, and is considered to be a "Live action anime" while also being Quentin Tarantino's homage to many other classic movies. Holy sh|t, we don't want to hear you hated the movie 6 months after the fact. If you don't like Volume 2, fine, post about it in one of the 30 other threads that will pop up on Friday; I for one will be posting in praise of the movie.

Wow you know you like movies before you even see them... your opinion is obviously worth considering

Yup it is. I truly enjoyed watching the first one, and know I won't be disappointed by the second one based on what I have read, and already knew.

Well yeah, since we all know that sequels are usually quite good, lol They always stand up to the quality of the first movie

Well, technically it is not a sequel. The movie was originally one long movie, but miramax decided to cut it in half, and milk the movie for all the money it is worth, so yes, I do think that it will stand up, if not surpass the original.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

She got shot in the head and lived. She kills 88 trained "ninjas". THE MOVIE WAS INTENTIONALLY UNREALISTIC. Jesus. The way the movie was presented to you is exactly how Tarantino intended it.

You mean a movie with no plot based solely on the idea of wowing the audience with the maximum amount of deplorable violence legally possible to show?

And that's different from most other movies how? Less violence? It's a fvcking movie. You don't appreciate Tarantino's work, that's your loss.

 

[r6ashih]

that french japanese girl is hot!

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

She got shot in the head and lived. She kills 88 trained "ninjas". THE MOVIE WAS INTENTIONALLY UNREALISTIC. Jesus. The way the movie was presented to you is exactly how Tarantino intended it.

You mean a movie with no plot based solely on the idea of wowing the audience with the maximum amount of deplorable violence legally possible to show?

And that's different from most other movies how? Less violence? It's a fvcking movie. You don't appreciate Tarantino's work, that's your loss.

And me wasting my time watching Orsen Wells films like The Third Man and Citizen Kane... or actual actors like Humphrey Bogart... you are right... I'm really missing out

And I'm not just singling out this inadequate waste of film, so many movies these days rely on violence and sex with no plot and no acting. I'm just getting sick of it. (there are some good ones, I don't pretend that no one is making stuff worth watching)

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: r6ashih
that french japanese girl is hot!

Yes, Sofie was hot when she had all her limbs.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

No, but he's seen all their movies a million times and emulated them at least that amount, too...

I don't know, I think it's also the ridiculousness of his plots and events, but there's just something about this movie that I didn't like. I guess it also had to do with the blood-spurting and such..."But, but, he's paying homage to <insert random directors' names here>..." I don't care. It's still stupid.

Ahahaha... yeah, how could anyone watch that spurting BULLSHIT and respect this movie. I remember one specfically retarded part. She cut's this girls are off, and she's spurting blood through her artery like a garden hose for ATLEAST 10 minutes, and SOMEHOW her artery clots, lmfao and she lives.... man it's amazing anyone dies in real life

considering how funny the rest of the movie was, it fit right in its just amazing anyone watching more then 5 minutes of the movie could expect total realism when its obviously ultra stylized.

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

No, but he's seen all their movies a million times and emulated them at least that amount, too...

I don't know, I think it's also the ridiculousness of his plots and events, but there's just something about this movie that I didn't like. I guess it also had to do with the blood-spurting and such..."But, but, he's paying homage to <insert random directors' names here>..." I don't care. It's still stupid.

Ahahaha... yeah, how could anyone watch that spurting BULLSHIT and respect this movie. I remember one specfically retarded part. She cut's this girls are off, and she's spurting blood through her artery like a garden hose for ATLEAST 10 minutes, and SOMEHOW her artery clots, lmfao and she lives.... man it's amazing anyone dies in real life

considering how funny the rest of the movie was, it fit right in its just amazing anyone watching more then 5 minutes of the movie could expect total realism when its obviously ultra stylized.

Total realism? The only thing realistic about it is the actors DO seem to have to breathe air....

 

[Dragnov]

I thought it was entertaining but definitely over-hyped. I'm not like "OMG FSCKIN AMAZING!!!!!"

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Now another problem I have is that people seem to be against violence in real life, however you can't help noticing how people crave to watch it anyways (I am sometimes too guilty of this, but the instances of this are definately decreasing) ... don't you guys find this a little bit disturbing? It's like oh no, torturing and killing is wrong, but then you will pay to go watch it enacted. This is another reason I dislike this movie even more than these other garbage films It glorifies all this crap, along with all the stupid macho violence for the sake of violence movies. Atleast in movies with some SHRED of plot or with a meaning of message, you can say that it adds to the emotional effect of the movie or completes the effect. This is just like a violence version of pornography

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

No, but he's seen all their movies a million times and emulated them at least that amount, too...

I don't know, I think it's also the ridiculousness of his plots and events, but there's just something about this movie that I didn't like. I guess it also had to do with the blood-spurting and such..."But, but, he's paying homage to <insert random directors' names here>..." I don't care. It's still stupid.

Ahahaha... yeah, how could anyone watch that spurting BULLSHIT and respect this movie. I remember one specfically retarded part. She cut's this girls are off, and she's spurting blood through her artery like a garden hose for ATLEAST 10 minutes, and SOMEHOW her artery clots, lmfao and she lives.... man it's amazing anyone dies in real life

considering how funny the rest of the movie was, it fit right in its just amazing anyone watching more then 5 minutes of the movie could expect total realism when its obviously ultra stylized.

Total realism? The only thing realistic about it is the actors DO seem to have to breathe air....

Thats what hes saying you airbag! It not supposed to be realistic!! god dammit.

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Thats what hes saying you airbag! It not supposed to be realistic!! god dammit.

Why do people have to resort to personal insult in this sorta stuff? He said TOTAL REALISM. FFS OBVIOUSLY almost EVERY movie created isn't 100% realistic. My complaint is that this movie isn't anywhere CLOSE to realistic, it is almost like it's filmed on some other planet

 

[JimRaynor]

Kill Bill was cool. Waiting to see Kill Bill on Friday.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Thats what hes saying you airbag! It not supposed to be realistic!! god dammit.

Why do people have to resort to personal insult in this sorta stuff? He said TOTAL REALISM. FFS OBVIOUSLY almost EVERY movie created isn't 100% realistic. My complaint is that this movie isn't anywhere CLOSE to realistic, it is almost like it's filmed on some other planet

There you go!! You finally got it!!! It was filmed in mars.

Seriously though, its a matter of taste. Your just being persistent because you don't like it. Fine, great, but a lot of us do like it.

btw, if I was making a personal insult, I would have called you a %^^#&@. Airbag is a complement in Canada.

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Thats what hes saying you airbag! It not supposed to be realistic!! god dammit.

Why do people have to resort to personal insult in this sorta stuff? He said TOTAL REALISM. FFS OBVIOUSLY almost EVERY movie created isn't 100% realistic. My complaint is that this movie isn't anywhere CLOSE to realistic, it is almost like it's filmed on some other planet

There you go!! You finally got it!!! It was filmed in mars.

Seriously though, its a matter of taste. Your just being persistent because you don't like it. Fine, great, but a lot of us do like it.

btw, if I was making a personal insult, I would have called you a %^^#&@. Airbag is a complement in Canada.

I live in Ontario you wonderful airbag

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave

Thats what hes saying you airbag! It not supposed to be realistic!! god dammit.

Why do people have to resort to personal insult in this sorta stuff? He said TOTAL REALISM. FFS OBVIOUSLY almost EVERY movie created isn't 100% realistic. My complaint is that this movie isn't anywhere CLOSE to realistic, it is almost like it's filmed on some other planet

There you go!! You finally got it!!! It was filmed in mars.

Seriously though, its a matter of taste. Your just being persistent because you don't like it. Fine, great, but a lot of us do like it.

btw, if I was making a personal insult, I would have called you a %^^#&@. Airbag is a complement in Canada.

I live in Ontario you wonderful airbag

Shite... busted.

 

[erikistired]

i like violence.