Kill Bang Marry (Game)

renz20003

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Kill bang marry is a game that you list who you would kill bang and marry. I'll start.

Kill Lena Dunham, bang Mila Kunis, marry Scarlett Johansson
 

GagHalfrunt

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Can it be the same person?

Bang Paris Hilton cause she's freaky
Marry Paris Hilton to get her money
Kill Paris Hilton and be hailed a world hero

It's win-win-win.
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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Kill: Ana Kasparian
Bang: Alexandra Daddario
Marry: The AT&T girl (Milana Vayntrub)

Mine are the best. COME AT ME BROS
 

renz20003

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Kill: Ana Kasparian
Bang: Alexandra Daddario
Marry: The AT&T girl (Milana Vayntrub)

Mine are the best. COME AT ME BROS

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snoopy7548

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I thought somebody has to give you a list of three names and you choose who you'd want to kill, bang, or marry. Being able to pick the people yourself kind of makes it dumb and really easy. That's like being able to choose both things in "Would you rather...?"

Here's one for you OP, kill bang marry Trump, TridenT, the Turpin father.
 
Feb 25, 2011
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I thought somebody has to give you a list of three names and you choose who you'd want to kill, bang, or marry. Being able to pick the people yourself kind of makes it dumb and really easy. That's like being able to choose both things in "Would you rather...?"

Here's one for you OP, kill bang marry Trump, TridenT, the Turpin father.

Right. OP has the game wrong.
 

BD231

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Feb 26, 2001
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Kill: All subliminally charged snitches
Bang: Roselyn Sánchez
Marry: Anything hot and white witch a tight vagina
 
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I've always heard the game called FMK. F***, Marry, Kill. And you give 3 names for others to decide. Not sure person giving the names plays on their turn. At least that is how local morning talk show plays it.
 

renz20003

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Mar 14, 2011
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I've always heard the game called FMK. F***, Marry, Kill. And you give 3 names for others to decide. Not sure person giving the names plays on their turn. At least that is how local morning talk show plays it.
Right. OP has the game wrong.
I thought somebody has to give you a list of three names and you choose who you'd want to kill, bang, or marry. Being able to pick the people yourself kind of makes it dumb and really easy. That's like being able to choose both things in "Would you rather...?"

Here's one for you OP, kill bang marry Trump, TridenT, the Turpin father.


Fine the names are Hillary Clinton blanch from golden girls and Lena Dunham
 

snoopy7548

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Bang Hillary, kill Lena, marry Blanche. Then you get carte blanche to bang Blanche whenever you want! :p